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Member of the Order
Hello and welcome to that shady guy who beats stupid people to death with half broken computers' user page.
edit The basics about Shady Guy
Every so often Shady Guy will come down from Mount Likispar to look at the wonderful and not so wonderful unencyclopedia articles. For the not so wonderful articles Shady Guy will tweak and poke at them until they are able to be looked at without poor unencylopedia readers retinas slowly melting (though Shady Guy has heard that it can be a somewhat pleasent sensation if you're into that kind thing).
edit Things that Shady Guy won't do
Wear pointed toe boots.