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Failure to observe these precautions could cause you unexpected distress and a life of misery in Falkirk.
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I'm trying to become a writer. This place allows me to "practise".
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edit Articles that are largely down to the wordsmithery of your's truly
- Oswald Mosley
- Chris Evans
- Jools Holland
- William Hague
- Simon Bates
- Alex Salmond
- Adam Ant
- Michael Howard
- Paul Daniels
- Jet Set Willy
I like histories and I like silliness, so I enjoy combining the two.
- Austria-Hungary ~*Exciting Featured Article!*~
- Biggus Dickus
- Roman Emperor
- Napoleon III
- Oliver Cromwell
- King Edward VII
edit Articles which I've done a fair bit of the writing for. If you laugh at something I did it, probably. If it's shite, it was someone else. Honest, guv.
- Ricky Gervais
- Jim Davidson
- Richard Littlejohn
- Daily Mail
- Jimmy Savile
- Orson Welles
- Torchwood - in a curious parallel to the real-life show, this new re-done "Torchwood" page is better than the first one.
- Sausage roll
- Radio One
- Labour Party
- Bear Grylls
edit Here is the News!
Like everyone else, I think I can write for the Onion:
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