User:Zarbag

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Failure to observe these precautions could cause you unexpected distress and a life of misery in Falkirk.


It is I, Zarbag.

I'm trying to become a writer. This place allows me to "practise".


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This person has done good deeds in the eyes of Sycamore


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and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)

edit Articles that are largely down to the wordsmithery of your's truly

edit Histories

Augustus

History is a fertile ground for satires, wordplay and knob-jokes but not "randomness". Augustus agrees.

I like histories and I like silliness, so I enjoy combining the two.

edit Articles which I've done a fair bit of the writing for. If you laugh at something I did it, probably. If it's shite, it was someone else. Honest, guv.

edit Here is the News!

Like everyone else, I think I can write for the Onion:

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