User:Zana Dark

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Hello, <insert name here>. I don't know why you're here. Maybe you're a noob, and I'm watching all your edits. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well snoop through all my stuff!!!

NERDETTE:
  a sarcastic, bionic, misanthropic genius who writes comedy articles and enjoys geeking the fuck out!

Grand Cross of the Order

Articles I've Written, Largely Contributed to, and/or Maintain:

Featured Image: Penisland.jpg This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

Audio I've Recorded:

UnNews:Tyrannosaurus extinction explained.mp3 file | article

UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer.mp3 file | article

Pocket pussy.mp3 file | article

UnNews:Girl, 10, who recieved hippopotamus for Christmas, stomped to death.mp3 file | article

UnNews:American toy company seeks Muslim market share.mp3 file | article

UnNews:UCLA Extension to offer "Drinking 101".mp3 file | article

UnNews:Pineapple Is Most Suggestive Fruit.mp3 file | article

UnNews:He shoots, he misses!.mp3 file | article

UnNews:Drug dealers go on strike, rehabs becoming increasingly overbooked.mp3 file | article

Awesomesauce.mp3 file | article

UnNews:News runs out.mp3 file | article

UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett.mp3 file | article

UnNews:KISS ruins high school graduation.mp3 file | article

UnNews:Kittens Rescued From Burning Building, Grandma Might Still Be In There.mp3 file | article

UnNews:Fourth holocaust movie puts Tehran on alert.mp3 file | article

UnNews:Tide pushes bounds of physics.mp3 file | article

UnNews:Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense.mp3 file | article

Bad Directions.mp3 file | article

UnNews:Green Day says bad things about Wal-Mart.mp3 file | article

UnNews:New York Times introduces "worse than Ghost Dad" rating.mp3 file | article

UnNews:Lars Ulrich to join Alvin and the Chipmunks.mp3 file | article

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Random Joke: Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public park by a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their public act of indecency, they bolted away. The cop pursued after them and managed to catch one of them. He told him, "when I catch your boyfriend I'm going to shove this nightstick right up his ass" Just then a voice calls out from behind a tree - "Officer, I'm over here."