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“I'm actually a woman. But I noticed I wasn't a good-looking woman, so I passed myself off as a man and it's working out great.”
Many people dream of becoming a famous hairdresser when they grow up. Comedienne Adam Sandler has achieved that dream and more.
- Sandler's brother, Chip Sandler, runs a successful shipping and yachting equipment business. He offers a 10% discount if you can say "Chip Sandler, the ship chandler" three times fast.
- Sandler, while still a high school student, was credited as the discoverer of Borophyll.