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Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your recent contributions. I do hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. I'm presuming you can read, of course. You can read, can't you?

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There is also the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob Program. It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. You can ask anyone from our list of available mentors if they'll adopt you on their talkpage. I happen to be one, so if you want, you could just ask me.

When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.


Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you decide to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time!



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'''Hello, {{BASEPAGENAME}}!''' I'm <span class="nounderlinelink">[[User:Zana Dark|Zana Dark]], and I've noticed some of your [[Special:Contributions/{{BASEPAGENAME}}|recent contributions]]. I do hope you like the place and decide to stay.  If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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*[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|The Beginner's Guide]] - a very useful, step by step guide.
*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies|Our Vanity Policies]]''' - why we [[Nobody cares|don't care]] about your friends. 
*'''''[[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|How to be funny and not just stupid]]''''' -besides a good read, it pretty much sums everything up.</big>
*'''[[Formatting]]''' - a quick guide to wikifying an article.

'''If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. I'm presuming you can read, of course.''' You can read, ''can't you''? 

<small>For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: [[Uncyclopedia:About|About Uncyclopedia]]; [[Uncyclopedia:Five pliers|The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia]]; [[Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, but were afraid to ask|Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask]]; [[Uncyclopedia:In-jokes|Our In-Jokes Page]] in case you ever get confused; and the [[Help:Contents|Help Pages]] for help with a specific issue.</small>

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'''<big>There is also the Uncyclopedian [[UN:AAN|Adopt-a-Noob Program]].</big> It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. You can ask anyone from [[Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters|our list of available mentors]] if they'll adopt you on their talkpage.  I happen to be one, so if you want, you could just [[User talk:Zana Dark|ask me]].'''

<small>'''When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes''' <nowiki>(~~~~)</nowiki> or use the "sign" button ([[Image:Button sig.png]]) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.</small>

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'''Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself.'''  To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, [[User:{{BASEPAGENAME}}/sandbox]]) so you can edit at your leisure. <small>If you decide to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid [[QVFD|instant deletion]], and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{tl|construction}} - onto it as well.</small>

'''So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time!''' 
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