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| Let Me Tell You Something, Pendejo -
You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
|:: THE RANDOM POSTCARD ::|
|:: WOW ::|
I banned Zana Dark and all I got was this lousy template.
|All About Facial Hair|
|Famous People with Famouser Facial Hair|
|SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!|
This article is better than Baby Ruth candy bars!
BEWARE: Any attempts to edit this article may result in a prompt ass-kicking.
|The Neon Blue Poop Award|
I was so enamored, I ate an entire bottle of blue food coloring to celebrate!
Thanks for letting me share my crap with you! -Zana Dark
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|I sound professional and stuff!|
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Quit fucking around and please
|Job Well Dude...|
Your rug really tied this