He thinks your improvements to Uncyclopedia are immeasurable.
Unfortunately, he is too cheap to give out cash prizes, so you get this instead.
Pocketful Of Ninjastars
I award you a pocketful of ninjastars for making over 70 edits to the same page in one day. –Cs1987
Boomerang Enchanted Ninja Star
For Your Noteworthy Display of Useless Contributions, This ninja star, when thrown, will hit the most random and unanticipated of victims. Most likely you, the thrower. –AmericanBastard
The Uncyc Nail Bat
For making sure I didn't fuck up too badly as a noob and reminding me to sign my edits relentlessly. –Colin "All your base" Heaney
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZANA DARK
You're 27 years old today And still as beautiful as ever. Now go make my babies.
On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator bestows this evil blessing upon you!
In recognition of your awesome job of doing an UnNewsAudio, I hereby confer upon thee a great, stinking, festering heap of evil. Thanks for sharing the work of producing audios with SPIKE and the rest of the team. You rock!'