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I can help you wikify your life! Let me answer any and all questions you have about formatting, prose and content on Uncyclopedia.org, because I am the undeniable voice of reason on this otherwise Bat Fuck Insane website. Oh, and I use profanity... ALOT, so if this bothers you, please let me know! =)

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Hello!

You remind me of me not so long ago, so I suggest you read this thoroughly...

To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace before moving it to main space. Lets say you wanted to do an article on, I dunno, stuff. You could create this in your userspace as User:Zana Dark/Stuff so you can edit it at your leisure.

& Don't Forget to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: ~~~~

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Welcome!

Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your recent contributions. I do hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. I'm presuming you can read, of course. You can read, can't you?

For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.


There is also the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob Program. It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. You can ask anyone from our list of available mentors if they'll adopt you on their talkpage. I happen to be one, so if you want, you could just ask me.

When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.


Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you decide to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time!

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Welcome Again, Welcome!

Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your more recent contributions, and I'm here to welcome you again.

Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you choose to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.


There is also the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob Program. It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. You can ask anyone from our list of available mentors if they'll adopt you on their talkpage. I happen to be one, so if you want, you could just ask me.

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Ewww! You maed a yucky doody!

Thanks, Butt..

Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark. I've noticed some of your recent contributions, and I'm here to remind you some things.

For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.


Writing articles is not a requirement, but it may be better for you than editing other people's articles. Editors here can be possessive sometimes, and unfortunately not everyone thinks everything is funny. To get started on your own, it's recommended that you create the article in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure.

If you choose to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

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Welcome!

Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your recent contributions xD. I feel like you already have a good grasp of editing, so I've spared you the long, wordy welcome. I do hope you like the place and decide to stay. If you have any questions at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page. Here are a few helpful links for your reference:

For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try:

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time!

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Hello, Zana Dark!

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Potestas In Lex Quod Forensis: Potatoes in Law for Order and Justice.

I'm Zana Dark, and on behalf of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I'm here to welcome you! Thank you for your contributions, yeah... Anyway, here are a few good links for noobs:

For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.


Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is fun. To get started, it's recommended that you create articles in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you decide to create articles in the legally-binding world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.


When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! And if you need any help at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page

 


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Hello, Zana Dark!

Hello, Zana Dark, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - basically - have been crap. But don't despair! We have ways to make you.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.


Here are a few good links for noobs:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.


Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.


If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! And if you need any help at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page

 


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