User:Zana Dark/Adoption
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
 Welcome to Uncyclopedia! This ain't your mom's Wikipedia — ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME... ~ Zana Dark
|
|
What Does This Mean???
I can help you wikify your life! Let me answer any and all questions you have about formatting, prose and content on Uncyclopedia.org, because I am the undeniable voice of reason on this otherwise Bat Fuck Insane website. Oh, and I use profanity... ALOT, so if this bothers you, please let me know! =)
JOIN THE CAUSE
Add the following templates to your userpage:
{{Adoptee|Zana Dark}} is the official template for the adoption program.
And add any one of these other templates to be 'Zanafied':
{{User ZDright}} is for n00bs with a little structure.
| I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter. |
{{User ZD}} is for regular n00bs.
|
| I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter. |
Users Ive Adopted:
| This user has adopted Ladygagamonster. |
|
| This user has adopted Lord North. |
|
| This user has adopted Fresh meat. |
|
| This user has adopted StonedJeff. |
|
| This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Pelargonium. |
|
| This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Happytimes. |
|
| This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Siddhartha-Wolf. |
|
| This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Dr. Fenwick. |
|
| This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Spillin Dylan. |
|
| This user is proud to have been the Adopter of King Savage. |
|
| This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Goldfishrock. |
|
| This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Sunny bacon. |
I am making more templates all the time. I can even help you make your own. All you have to do is ask.
Wall of Shame
Signatures I've Helped Create:
- GoldFishRock
contribs talk Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:59
- — soviotkandyland | ())crayola))>
- - StonedJeff talk to me
- FRESH MEAT ♥ talk to me
- –
- - < talk | stalk | block >
- ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*
(talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~
- ~
- RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate)
- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet
- ~
- -
Custom User Templates:
| This user is addicted to House MD |
|
ZOMG ROFLCOPTER BBQ WTF?!?!
Why are you such a Noob? Please go to IRC...
( . ) ( . )
Stupid, Ugly Templates That Nobody Cares About!!!
GOD, I know...
{| align=right style="background: gold; border: 2px solid black; padding: .2em; margin-bottom: 3px; width: auto;"
| style="padding-right: 4px; padding-left: 4px;" |
{{Wicked|text=<br>'''Hello''', {{BASEPAGENAME}}}}|}
Hello!
You remind me of me not so long ago, so I suggest you read this thoroughly...
To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace before moving it to main space. Lets say you wanted to do an article on, I dunno, stuff. You could create this in your userspace as User:Zana Dark/Stuff so you can edit it at your leisure.
& Don't Forget to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: ~~~~
– 
(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN
Welcome Templates
- {{subst:User:Zana Dark/Welcome1|sig=~~~}}
Welcome!Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your recent contributions. I do hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. I'm presuming you can read, of course. You can read, can't you? For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue. There is also the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob Program. It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. You can ask anyone from our list of available mentors if they'll adopt you on their talkpage. I happen to be one, so if you want, you could just ask me. When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button ( Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you decide to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time! |
- {{subst:User:Zana Dark/Welcome2|sig=~~~}}
Welcome Again, Welcome!Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your more recent contributions, and I'm here to welcome you again. Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you choose to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button ( There is also the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob Program. It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. You can ask anyone from our list of available mentors if they'll adopt you on their talkpage. I happen to be one, so if you want, you could just ask me. |
- {{subst:User:Zana Dark/Welcome3|sig=~~~}}
Thanks, Butt..Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark. I've noticed some of your recent contributions, and I'm here to remind you some things.
For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue. Writing articles is not a requirement, but it may be better for you than editing other people's articles. Editors here can be possessive sometimes, and unfortunately not everyone thinks everything is funny. To get started on your own, it's recommended that you create the article in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you choose to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. |
- {{subst:User:Zana Dark/Welcome}}
Welcome!Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your recent contributions xD. I feel like you already have a good grasp of editing, so I've spared you the long, wordy welcome. I do hope you like the place and decide to stay. If you have any questions at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page. Here are a few helpful links for your reference:
For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try:
So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time! |
- {{subst:Legal/W|sig=~~~}}
Hello, Zana Dark!
I'm Zana Dark, and on behalf of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I'm here to welcome you! Thank you for your contributions, yeah... Anyway, here are a few good links for noobs:
- The Beginner's Guide - a very useful, step by step guide.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends.
- How to be funny and not just stupid -besides a good read, it pretty much sums everything up.
- Formatting - a quick guide to wikifying an article.
For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.
Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is fun. To get started, it's recommended that you create articles in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you decide to create articles in the legally-binding world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.
So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! And if you need any help at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page
- {{subst:Legal/N|sig=~~~}}
Hello, Zana Dark, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - basically - have been crap. But don't despair! We have ways to make you.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
Here are a few good links for noobs:
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.
So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! And if you need any help at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page
