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I am in the process of creating an army of Uncyclopedian cage fighters.

edit What Does This Mean???

I can help you wikify your life! Let me answer any and all questions you have about formatting, prose and content on Uncyclopedia.org, because I am the undeniable voice of reason on this otherwise Bat Fuck Insane website. Oh, and I use profanity... ALOT, so if this bothers you, please let me know! =)

edit JOIN THE CAUSE

Add the following templates to your userpage:

{{Adoptee|Zana Dark}} is the official template for the adoption program.




And add any one of these other templates to be 'Zanafied': {{User ZDright}} is for n00bs with a little structure.

Piratez I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.


{{User ZD}} is for regular n00bs.

Piratez I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.


Users Ive Adopted:
























I am making more templates all the time. I can even help you make your own. All you have to do is ask.

edit Wall of Shame

Signatures I've Helped Create:

IFYMB! Panda Porn? Unicorn Burger?

Custom User Templates:

Housepills This user is
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia!

This ain't your mom's Wikipedia...
Welcome, XXX. Hello... ~ Zana Dark


edit ZOMG ROFLCOPTER BBQ WTF?!?!

Why are you such a Noob? Please go to IRC...


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edit Stupid, Ugly Templates That Nobody Cares About!!!

GOD, I know...

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edit Hello!

You remind me of me not so long ago, so I suggest you read this thoroughly...

To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace before moving it to main space. Lets say you wanted to do an article on, I dunno, stuff. You could create this in your userspace as User:Zana Dark/Stuff so you can edit it at your leisure.

& Don't Forget to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: ~~~~

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edit Welcome Templates

User:Zana Dark/Welcome1
{{subst:User:Zana Dark/Welcome1|sig=~~~}}


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As you can see from this diagram we have a very organized way of doing things around here.

edit Welcome!

Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your recent contributions. I do hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. I'm presuming you can read, of course. You can read, can't you?

For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.


There is also the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob Program. It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. You can ask anyone from our list of available mentors if they'll adopt you on their talkpage. I happen to be one, so if you want, you could just ask me.

When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.


Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you decide to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time!

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User:Zana Dark/Welcome2
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RedundRedund
We are glad you like it here We are glad you like it here.

edit Welcome Again, Welcome!

Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your more recent contributions, and I'm here to welcome you again.

Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you choose to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.


There is also the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob Program. It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. You can ask anyone from our list of available mentors if they'll adopt you on their talkpage. I happen to be one, so if you want, you could just ask me.

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User:Zana Dark/Welcome3
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Wikipedia Vandalism2
Ewww! You maed a yucky doody!

edit Thanks, Butt..

Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark. I've noticed some of your recent contributions, and I'm here to remind you some things.

For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.


Writing articles is not a requirement, but it may be better for you than editing other people's articles. Editors here can be possessive sometimes, and unfortunately not everyone thinks everything is funny. To get started on your own, it's recommended that you create the article in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure.

If you choose to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

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User:Zana Dark/Welcome
{{subst:User:Zana Dark/Welcome}}


Thinkarticle
A very useful, step by step guide.

edit Welcome!

Hello, Zana Dark! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your recent contributions xD. I feel like you already have a good grasp of editing, so I've spared you the long, wordy welcome. I do hope you like the place and decide to stay. If you have any questions at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page. Here are a few helpful links for your reference:

For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try:

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time!

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Template:Legal/W
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Hello, Zana Dark!

LegalDepartment
Potestas In Lex Quod Forensis: Potatoes in Law for Order and Justice.

I'm Zana Dark, and on behalf of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I'm here to welcome you! Thank you for your contributions, yeah... Anyway, here are a few good links for noobs:

For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.


Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is fun. To get started, it's recommended that you create articles in your userspace (for example, User:Zana Dark/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. If you decide to create articles in the legally-binding world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.


When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments.

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! And if you need any help at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page

 


Template:Legal/N
{{subst:Legal/N|sig=~~~}}
Uncyclopedia dispute resolution flowchart
The formatting page can also be used as a quick guide to wikifying an article.
Hello, Zana Dark!

Hello, Zana Dark, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - basically - have been crap. But don't despair! We have ways to make you.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.


Here are a few good links for noobs:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.


Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.


If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! And if you need any help at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page

 


edit The Sophia Awards

~o~

Oh Sophia is

Such a Beauty to Be Held

In Both of Your Hands

~o~


: : The Formatting Genie Says : :

Don't hate me because I am beautiful, envy me for my talent.
So, you want to collect all the Sophia Award templates? Good luck with that.

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EnvySophia

SophiaGenie ~ The Formatting Genie Was Here ~

Oh, praise Sophia! That looks much better now...
Thank you for helping Uncyclopedia out with your advanced editing and stuff.

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GlamourSophia The Formatting Genie Loves Templates

Congratulations! You've officially graduated from Sophia Loren's Templating Academy.
Wow, now go outside and get a tan or something.

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SexySophia The Formatting Genie Read Something...

It might have been an article you wrote, or maybe she's just laughing at you.
At any rate, you almost made her wet herself (*dont' get too excited).

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No, seriously go on, I'm intrigued...

Apparently, you wrote an article so vaguely vanity that the Formatting Genie actually cares to read more.
Congratulations, I suggest you write some more stuff that's not about you.

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SmokingSophia

" Not Now, I'm Naked... "

Oops, perhaps you should check back some other time.
Sorry, the Formatting Genie is too busy to respond to your request at the moment.

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SophiaNaked

BlueSophia Nice pen you got there...

Sophia especially likes the way you rewrote that.
Thanks for polishing the turds and cleaning up the crap!

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" Whew! That was a close one..."

It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandalism.
Those wheely willies can be quick, thanks for saving me the trouble.

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ItsSophia

Sophia Loren has a thing for awesome journalism

Especially if it's a cover story with compelling diction.
You have some pretty good UnNews stuff, keep up the good work, soldier.

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SophiaLife

The Awards within an Award Template!




I'm so proud of you, my little nooblet. Run. Be free. And for Sophia's sake, take these ugly standardized templates with you.

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SweetSophia

The Graduated Noob Cage Fighter Award Templates! ClassicSophia

Grampo This user has finished training and is now a CAGE FIGHTER.




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Oh, Thank Aunt Jemima!!!

Hello, former noob. You're quite the editor around here.
I think it's time for you to enter the ring.... ~ Zana Dark


The FINAL FANTASY SOPIA LOREN Award!


I now pronounce you capable of training your own noobs to be cage fighters. Congratulations, this is the highest achievement any Uncyclopedian can get other than bureaucratship.

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SOPHIA


Piratez This user adopts noobs and trains them for cage fighting.
MedusaCoin
This user used to be a nooblet like you. Unlike you, they graduated with honors.
Now, You Pay Rent to Them.




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