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People Named Bacon
Richard Bacon | Kevin Bacon
All things Bacon
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PureCheese
The 12 Fundamental Cheeses
Fromunda
*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
The 3 Noble Cheeses
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edit The Sophia Awards

~o~

Oh Sophia is

Such a Beauty to Be Held

In Both of Your Hands

~o~


: : The Formatting Genie Says : :

Don't hate me because I am beautiful, envy me for my talent.
So, you want to collect all the Sophia Award templates? Good luck with that.

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EnvySophia

SophiaGenie ~ The Formatting Genie Was Here ~

Oh, praise Sophia! That looks much better now...
Thank you for helping Uncyclopedia out with your advanced editing and stuff.

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GlamourSophia The Formatting Genie Loves Templates

Congratulations! You've officially graduated from Sophia Loren's Templating Academy.
Wow, now go outside and get a tan or something.

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SexySophia The Formatting Genie Read Something...

It might have been an article you wrote, or maybe she's just laughing at you.
At any rate, you almost made her wet herself (*dont' get too excited).

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No, seriously go on, I'm intrigued...

Apparently, you wrote an article so vaguely vanity that the Formatting Genie actually cares to read more.
Congratulations, I suggest you write some more stuff that's not about you.

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SmokingSophia

" Not Now, I'm Naked... "

Oops, perhaps you should check back some other time.
Sorry, the Formatting Genie is too busy to respond to your request at the moment.

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SophiaNaked

BlueSophia Nice pen you got there...

Sophia especially likes the way you rewrote that.
Thanks for polishing the turds and cleaning up the crap!

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" Whew! That was a close one..."

It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandalism.
Those wheely willies can be quick, thanks for saving me the trouble.

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ItsSophia

Sophia Loren has a thing for awesome journalism

Especially if it's a cover story with compelling diction.
You have some pretty good UnNews stuff, keep up the good work, soldier.

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SophiaLife

The Awards within an Award Template!




I'm so proud of you, my little nooblet. Run. Be free. And for Sophia's sake, take these ugly standardized templates with you.

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SweetSophia

The Graduated Noob Cage Fighter Award Templates! ClassicSophia

Grampo This user has finished training and is now a CAGE FIGHTER.




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Oh, Thank Aunt Jemima!!!

Hello, former noob. You're quite the editor around here.
I think it's time for you to enter the ring.... ~ Zana Dark


The FINAL FANTASY SOPIA LOREN Award!


I now pronounce you capable of training your own noobs to be cage fighters. Congratulations, this is the highest achievement any Uncyclopedian can get other than bureaucratship.

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SOPHIA


Piratez This user adopts noobs and trains them for cage fighting.
MedusaCoin
This user used to be a nooblet like you. Unlike you, they graduated with honors.
Now, You Pay Rent to Them.




edit The Purple Nurple Template Archive


JESUS
Let Me Tell You Something, Pendejo -

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."


CrockettT :: THE RANDOM POSTCARD ::

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Zana :: WOW ::

I banned Zana Dark and all I got was this lousy template.


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All About Facial Hair           

Beard ~ Bearded dragon ~ Beardism ~ False Moustache ~ Fu Manchu ~ Goatee ~ Moustache ~ Moustache-o-meter ~ Mustaches of Legend ~ Sideburns ~ Unibrow

Famous People with Famouser Facial Hair

Abraham Lincoln ~ Adolf Hitler ~ Blackbeard ~ Frank Zappa ~ Freddie Mercury ~ Frida Kahlo ~ Friedrich Nietzsche ~ John Bolton ~ Karl Marx ~ Sal Fasano ~ Salvador Dalí ~ Wilford Brimley ~ ZZ Top


Sloth2 SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!

This article is better than outsmarting the Fratellis!
BEWARE: Any attempts to edit this article may result in a prompt ass-kicking.













Count

Ten! Ten pretty pink penii,
Dancing just for me!
Pink willy
(As you can see, I've got them on the brain...)
Thanks one million!

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Two-cents
~ The Coveted Two-Cent Piece Award ~

This is a promotion paid for by the Uncyclopedia Legal Department.

You are hereby awarded the two-cent piece:   ( 2 | ¢ )

For your invaluable contributions to Uncyclopedia.

This coin is very precious to me... Congratulations!




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joke This user is a Joke and not a Threat.
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