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The Dildos
Banana | Cigar | Cucumber | Dildo | Dildo of Doom | Dildo plantation | Penis | Vibrator

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Bacon Products
Bacon | Bacon fat | Bacon Shrub | Choco-Butter-Cheez-Bac'n Pops | Pork Products | Pigs
People Named Bacon
Richard Bacon | Kevin Bacon
All things Bacon
Bacon's Rebellion | Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 | BLT

The 12 Fundamental Cheeses
*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
The 3 Noble Cheeses
*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"

Captain mad
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People named "Captain"

America - Atheist - Autofellatio - Beefheart - Bligh - Britain - Canada - Caveman - Communist - Hook - Irrelevant - Jack Harkness - Janeway - Kaptainskye - Kirk - Knuckles - Marvel - Morgan - Oblivious - Obvious - Omnipotent - Planet - Selfish - Sisko - Slow - Video

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Divinatory Arts and Artists
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Cancer Made Easy
Cancer - Cancer (beverage) - Cancer (constellation) - Cancer porn - Clap for Cancer - Cure for Cancer - HowTo:Cure Cancer - Malignant Cancer - Semicolon Cancer - UnNews:Breathing may lead to cancer - UnNews:Cancer is racist - UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer - UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman - UnNews:Uncyclopedia Cures Cancer - Why?:Cancer is Great

Panda Mao
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Giant panda - Hairless Panda - Uncle Tom's Cabin - Of Pandas and People - Panda Army - Pandaface - Pandasex - Pander - Red Panda - The Great Panda Panda-emic - Sexual Harrassment Panda Bear

All Things Sausage
Other Sausage Related Things
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Political Parties
Boston Tea PartyCommunist PartyConservatory PartyDecepticon PartyDemocratic PartyFascist PartyLabour PartyLemon PartyLiberal Party (UK)Liberal DemocratsLibertarian PartyRepublican PartySausage PartyTea PartyThe PartyWhig PartyWhig Party (UK)

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The Jacksons

Andrew Jackson | Bo Jackson | Jackson Pollock | Jacksonville | Janet Jackson | Jerry Jackson | Michael Jackson | Randy Jackson | Samuel L. Jackson | Stonewall Jackson | White Michael Jackson | Who The Fuck Is Jackson Pollock?

Fat man
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Fundamental Stereotypes
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Chicken Soup for the Eyes
Asparagus | Awesomesauce | Baby food | Bacon| Boogers | Butter | Cafeteria food | Cake | Caviar | Cheese | Chicken | Chicken 2 | Codpiece | Corn | Cornbread | Cornflakes | Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis | Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning | Fluff | French bikinis | Fried Chicken | Fudge | Goa Tse | Ice Cream | Hot Dog | Knuckle sandwich | Krispy Kreme | Meatloaf | Magic mushroom | Mangos | Moruga Scorpion Chili | Nutella | Peanut butter | Pie | Pills | Pink slime | Pudding | Orange sherbet | Pease pudding | Rice Pudding | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Sauce | Spam | Sunny D | Taco Bell | Turd burgers

edit The Sophia Awards


Oh Sophia is

Such a Beauty to Be Held

In Both of Your Hands


: : The Formatting Genie Says : :

Don't hate me because I am beautiful, envy me for my talent.
So, you want to collect all the Sophia Award templates? Good luck with that.

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SophiaGenie ~ The Formatting Genie Was Here ~

Oh, praise Sophia! That looks much better now...
Thank you for helping Uncyclopedia out with your advanced editing and stuff.

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GlamourSophia The Formatting Genie Loves Templates

Congratulations! You've officially graduated from Sophia Loren's Templating Academy.
Wow, now go outside and get a tan or something.

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SexySophia The Formatting Genie Read Something...

It might have been an article you wrote, or maybe she's just laughing at you.
At any rate, you almost made her wet herself (*dont' get too excited).

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No, seriously go on, I'm intrigued...

Apparently, you wrote an article so vaguely vanity that the Formatting Genie actually cares to read more.
Congratulations, I suggest you write some more stuff that's not about you.

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" Not Now, I'm Naked... "

Oops, perhaps you should check back some other time.
Sorry, the Formatting Genie is too busy to respond to your request at the moment.

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BlueSophia Nice pen you got there...

Sophia especially likes the way you rewrote that.
Thanks for polishing the turds and cleaning up the crap!

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" Whew! That was a close one..."

It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandalism.
Those wheely willies can be quick, thanks for saving me the trouble.

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Sophia Loren has a thing for awesome journalism

Especially if it's a cover story with compelling diction.
You have some pretty good UnNews stuff, keep up the good work, soldier.

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The Awards within an Award Template!

I'm so proud of you, my little nooblet. Run. Be free. And for Sophia's sake, take these ugly standardized templates with you.

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The Graduated Noob Cage Fighter Award Templates! ClassicSophia

Grampo This user has finished training and is now a CAGE FIGHTER.

Oh, Thank Aunt Jemima!!!

Hello, former noob. You're quite the editor around here.
I think it's time for you to enter the ring.... ~ Zana Dark


I now pronounce you capable of training your own noobs to be cage fighters. Congratulations, this is the highest achievement any Uncyclopedian can get other than bureaucratship.

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Piratez This user adopts noobs and trains them for cage fighting.
This user used to be a nooblet like you. Unlike you, they graduated with honors.
Now, You Pay Rent to Them.

edit The Purple Nurple Template Archive

Let Me Tell You Something, Pendejo -

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."



Zana :: WOW ::

I banned Zana Dark and all I got was this lousy template.

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All About Facial Hair           

Beard ~ Bearded dragon ~ Beardism ~ False Moustache ~ Fu Manchu ~ Goatee ~ Moustache ~ Moustache-o-meter ~ Mustaches of Legend ~ Sideburns ~ Unibrow

Famous People with Famouser Facial Hair

Abraham Lincoln ~ Adolf Hitler ~ Blackbeard ~ Frank Zappa ~ Freddie Mercury ~ Frida Kahlo ~ Friedrich Nietzsche ~ John Bolton ~ Karl Marx ~ Sal Fasano ~ Salvador Dalí ~ Wilford Brimley ~ ZZ Top


This article is better than Rocky Road ice cream!
BEWARE: Any attempts to edit this article may result in a prompt ass-kicking.


Ten! Ten pretty pink penii,
Dancing just for me!
Pink willy
(As you can see, I've got them on the brain...)
Thanks one million!

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~ The Coveted Two-Cent Piece Award ~

This is a promotion paid for by the Uncyclopedia Legal Department.

You are hereby awarded the two-cent piece:   ( 2 | ¢ )

For your invaluable contributions to Uncyclopedia.

This coin is very precious to me... Congratulations!

And Others':

joke This user is a Joke and not a Threat.
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