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Cquote1 so, cash? Cquote2
Cquote1 Sorry, you gotta know someone or blow someone. Cquote2
Cquote1 Well, I know someone that blows someone. Cquote2
Cquote1 Aren't you the little minx? Cquote2
Cquote1 You should see what's in my box of tricks. Cquote2

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Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Tyrannosaurus extinction explained.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes Pocket pussy.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Girl, 10, who recieved hippopotamus for Christmas, stomped to death.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:American toy company seeks Muslim market share.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:UCLA Extension to offer "Drinking 101".mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Pineapple Is Most Suggestive Fruit.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:He shoots, he misses!.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Drug dealers go on strike, rehabs becoming increasingly overbooked.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes Awesomesauce.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:News runs out.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:KISS ruins high school graduation.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Kittens Rescued From Burning Building, Grandma Might Still Be In There.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Fourth holocaust movie puts Tehran on alert.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Tide pushes bounds of physics.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes Bad Directions.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Green Day says bad things about Wal-Mart.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:New York Times introduces "worse than Ghost Dad" rating.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Lars Ulrich to join Alvin and the Chipmunks.mp3 file | article


This is Zana Dark 3.0. Click here for Zana Dark 2.0.


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Hello, <insert name here>. I don't know why you're here. Maybe you're a noob, and I'm watching all your edits. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well snoop through all my stuff!!!

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  a sarcastic, bionic, misanthropic genius who writes comedy articles and enjoys geeking the fuck out!

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Articles I've Written, Largely Contributed to, and/or Maintain:



Audio I've Recorded:

Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Tyrannosaurus extinction explained.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes Pocket pussy.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Girl, 10, who recieved hippopotamus for Christmas, stomped to death.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:American toy company seeks Muslim market share.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:UCLA Extension to offer "Drinking 101".mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Pineapple Is Most Suggestive Fruit.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:He shoots, he misses!.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Drug dealers go on strike, rehabs becoming increasingly overbooked.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes Awesomesauce.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:News runs out.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:KISS ruins high school graduation.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Kittens Rescued From Burning Building, Grandma Might Still Be In There.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Fourth holocaust movie puts Tehran on alert.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Tide pushes bounds of physics.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes Bad Directions.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Green Day says bad things about Wal-Mart.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:New York Times introduces "worse than Ghost Dad" rating.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes UnNews:Lars Ulrich to join Alvin and the Chipmunks.mp3 file | article


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Cquote1 For months the loving newlywed had asked his bride to give him oral sex, but to no avail. His sweet entreaties never worked, for the blushing bride was simply too innocent and inexperienced to even *think* of such a thing, let alone attempt it. But a year of gentle persistence finally paid off, and one night his darling nervously but lovingly performed the act. When it was over, she looked deeply into his eyes and asked, "How was I, sweetheart?" He looked back at her and said, "How the hell should I know? - I'm not a cocksucker!" Cquote2


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