User:Zana Dark

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This ain't your mom's Wikipedia... ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME... ~ Zana Dark


User:Zana Dark

So, You're Curious About Me, Huh?

Hello, <insert name here>. I don't know why you're here. Maybe you're a noob, and I'm watching all your edits. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well snoop through all my stuff!!!

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  a sarcastic, bionic, misanthropic genius who writes comedy articles and enjoys geeking the fuck out!


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Name: Kristie Lee
Age: 28 Años
Job: Full-Time Smartass



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User:Zana Dark
For months the loving newlywed had asked his bride to give him oral sex, but to no avail. His sweet entreaties never worked, for the blushing bride was simply too innocent and inexperienced to even *think* of such a thing, let alone attempt it. But a year of gentle persistence finally paid off, and one night his darling nervously but lovingly performed the act. When it was over, she looked deeply into his eyes and asked, "How was I, sweetheart?" He looked back at her and said, "How the hell should I know? - I'm not a cocksucker!"
   
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