User:Zachhhhhhh

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“A fine man, if i must say so myself”

~ Oscar Wilde on User:Zachhhhhhh

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17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.

ao-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of AOLer.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.

fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

il-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.

MW-0 This user does not understand MediaWiki and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

rh-E This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school.

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

uk-E This user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school.

hai mai name is zach lolz i live in manchester lolzzlolzolzolololololoollololoo
in mai spair tyme i liek 2 lol @ funnie thingz. i liek 2 eet naice f00dz.
i liek 2 go on 2 microsoft painte and edit picturez ov mai freindz to maek dem luk st00pid
ere iz da eckzample
click meeee or i kill ur babiez

Go to UN:AAN for adoption
adopt me plz, i doant no what the f00k im doing :)

my iconz

hear iz a scroll box ov mai iconz. use it 2 scroll thru mai iconz.

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

n00b This user is a n00b.

MEH This user redefines lazy.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

Ubx- Crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

1337 This user is elite.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

4:20 This user likes to smoke weed.

This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******

IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!

USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!