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== Jesus Bartholomew Elizebith 'Angel' Angelo III (Often referred to Jesus Christ)

There is much known about Angel, like the fact that God named his genetically modified penguins that look like humans after him. Angel can't perform miricles because he is actually a little asian girl who figured out how to harness the power of 42. So, in other words, he can only change his gender.

edit Early life

He was born in 200 milion B.C. Angel's early life involved getting drunk, smoking pot and getting chaased by unhappy birds. A little known fact is that when he was 6(00) years old, he was Muslim and praised the God Izanagi. When Jesus converted God to Muslim, God went through a phase of killing several milion Jews, which he did through the work of Hitler. File:Jesus the Indian.jpg

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