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Yeah, I live on this street. So does Robin Hood.

330px-Inverted pentacle.svg This user is a Satanist.

Watching This user is a scary stalker and is probably watching YOU right now!
Texas flag This user is from Texas.
May secede if provoked!
This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Happysatan This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user is reading your thoughts!

Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
Lines This user thinks that you should read between the lines.
NO This user doesn't care.
750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Dracula1 This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
Zombie man This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
Evilbug-lalalalala42 This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable number. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and matures at the number.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
Tursiops truncatus head Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
This user is a certified member of The Bitch Club and is hereby allowed to bitch at people if they piss her off.

Unamerican This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Sombreroguy This user was meant to be a Mexican, but there was some mix-up at the baby factory and she ended up White.
Oto no Kuni Symbol This user thinks that music notes are sexy.
sub subliminal!
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.
es-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.
17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
sl-P This f****r speaks sign language heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks her ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
ao-X This user only speaks AOLer enough to seduce native AOLer speakers.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
sin-5 This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where he/she will be raped and eaten by Satan himself.

My friends say I'm dead on the inside and they think I'm a vampire or something. My favorite bands are Slipknot, The Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Dope, and Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13. I am so god damn bored.

edit My Articles

edit My Adopted Articles

The once crappy articles that I fixed up and expanded (and yet they're still crappy).

edit Articles That I Occaisionally Help Out...

...And wish they were mine.

edit My Foster Articles that I don't like very much

edit Other Stuff

I LOVE SLIPKNOT!!! THEY ARE AMAZING!!! And I don't give a shit if you think they suck.

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