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“YH2MCOD sux d00d!”
~ Oscar Wilde on You Have Two Mutant Cows Of Doom
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This is not YH2MCOD.

You Have Two Mutant Cows Of Doom, also known as YH2MCOD, invented and patented the nothing. He is from America.

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Contrary to popular belief, YH2MCOD is not gay. He hates kitten huffing. Kittens are fuzzy. God hates YH2MCOD.

He is part of a conspiracy involving the Spork and squirrels.

Euroipods is a funny article. TURTLE MIXED WITH MACARONI CHEESE!!!!

PENISPENISPENIS!!!

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He has also made a Death Star that blew up your face.

He is the sukc.

WARNING! SPOILERS FOR SQUIRREL WARS BELOW!

Pie

AAAAAAAAA!

Euroipods sucks.

These people suck compared to YH2MCOD.

By the way, wanna play Zork?

Mario

Orange Kitten

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi was a fun movie. Don't you agree?

By the way, nobody cares.

Zeeky Boogy Doog!

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And so, in conclusion, corn is not food.

Squirrels have nothing to do with YH2MCOD.

P.S. You suck.

Quotes

“Madness?! This is TERRA!!!!!!!”
~ Miltiades the Younger on 300
“Bush doesn't care about YH2CMOD.”
~ Kanye West on YH2MCOD
“In France you pwn noobs, in Soviet Russia noobs pwn YOU!!”
~ Isaac Asimov on YH2MCOD
“u sux”
~ J.R.R. Tolkien on YH2MCOD
“Bananas are fruit.”
~ Captain Obvious on bananas
“Retarded, YH2MCOD is. Bad, article is. Annoying, you are. Away, you must go.”
~ Kermit on YH2MCOD
“God hates China.”

Squirrel Wars

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