User:Yitzaklr

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Im moving slowly, anyone wants to chip in feel free (you might need to put it on my talk page, im not sure how drafts work)

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My friends call me Isaac Levin Roberts, which is just short for yitzaklr. When I'm not editing uncyclopedia, i like to succumb to outdated instincts and interests left over from the days when evolution was still popular, such as eating, and playing violent video games. When I am editing uncyclopedia, i prefer to succumb to more of a modern approach, and i get most of my words from a random word generator i got on my iphone. The other 20% come from basic grammar laws and memes. Anything that seems coherent is dumb luck, or divine intervention. People often ask, what I am looking at, to which i reply, "Three meals a day, and always eat your greens... you fatass."


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