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-A fusion of two lovingly and breachingly copyrightingly Monty Phyton plagiarised bits.

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Stuff I've Created:

25. 23/50 Why?:Keep Trying
24. 31/50 UnNews: French wimple stitchers announce strike
23. (vfh) 35.6/50 23.5/50 Pull Over
22. (vfh) 39/50 33/50 [quasi-featured] Why?: I'm In Court, Mum (Why? Featured)
21. That time I was nearly raped by a rabbit during my sojourn in Scotland
20. Forum: Uncyclopedia US TV Drama - Episode #2
19. (vfh) Forum: Uncyclopedia US TV Drama - Episode #1
18. 39/50 Ninjastar UnBooks: A Day In The Life Of A Redirect
17. Various UnProvises (With Various People)
16. UnProvise (With Orian57)
15. Game:Main Page
14. (vfh) 44/50 This Page Is On Fire
13. Typing
12. Apology
11. 26/50 A Tale Of Two Cities
10. Preaching
9 . This Page Was Written By A N00b
8 . (vfh) 25/50 39/50 36/50 Wikipedia Main Page
7 . 29/50 HowTo: Really Piss Admins Off
6 . UnNews: Savage Butter Knife Murderer Strikes Again (listen)
5 . UnNews: Polygamous cults "grant women life-long great hair"
4 . 35/50 38/50 Ninjastar UnNews: Apocalypse-Expecting Cult Come Out Of Cave (listen) (semi unnews featured)
3 . UnNews: UK Government Announces Revocation of Independence for USA
2 . 25/50 Game: The Blue Screen Of Death (in Korean language)
1 . (vfh) 41/50 Game: Infinite Loop The Game (in Korean language)

Never Finished:

1 . Game: The Random Game Stage: [Huffed]
2 . HowTo: Fake Your Death On The Internet Stage: [Will Never Be Finished](With )

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