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Mafia Bar


THIS BAR IS CURRENTLY CLOSED. THE FAMILY APOLOGISES

Welcome to-di Italiano Bar-a! Here we have di finest coffee, aperitivo, wine and liquor drink in all of Italy, and the other finest gelato, painini, ice milk(or cream), and other food! Remember, questo è a place of socialization, not an Irish drunken bash-a. I'll try hard to keep this place as realmente buono as I can. Uhh, maintenance, as they say.

Bartender: Mr. Lazzaro "Dotnot" Jasper


Italy_flag.jpg Hey-a! I finished di bar! Don and Spuddy, do you like-a di bar? MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper

It's good, but that there picture is a bit too modern... I'd use the normal bar picture until you can find a new one. Good work, though. I guess you're the bartender, here, eh? - [19:05 10 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Yeah, I-am di bartender. Okay, I put it there. I'm going to... find-a better picture. MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
Nice job... but it feels like it's missing something... Ah, there we go. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum


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