Welcome. So you want-a to join di mafia, no? Then why are you here? If you really want to, Mr or Mrs. <insert name here>, then you can have some of questo delicious crab, ok?
Username - Branch - Why you want to join (Optional)
Hello, Mr. Example, you want to join the mafia? Well, you're in, but your name needs a changing, no? Your name is Mr. Lucciro "Somebody" Example, you have obtained the rank of Naemnyj Uijca/Hitman (Наемный уийца ). Your boss will be Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky.