User:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/donate

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Hello, nice-a to see you here. I'll cut-a straight to da point. The Family is looking for ways to raise-a money, and so were hoping - expecting - that you would help us out! All you have to do is-a sign your name underneath-a. Okay, so I know you're screaming "WHAT THE HELL-a" to yourself right now. This is a-how it works:

Every day you can donate-a one more dollar by signing your name beneath. You can only-a donate one dollar a day. I know-a it sounds crazy, but we need dough-a to buy a new poker table and update our armoury. So if you could-a kindly donate-a a dollar, we would be much obliged. You don't have to be a member to donate-a! It's dulci!

Go ahead, what-a are you waiting for?


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  • One fine American dollar. —CUM WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:19 7 August 2010]
  • I do say, I must add one American dollar and thus bump this up to the top of Yettie's watchlist so she and I can talk about what the fuck we're going to do to this page. MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (02:01 14 Aug 2010)
Money Raised: $393,081.50
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