Hello! Remember, this is a members bar and if you're not a Mafioso, you're likely to get burnt real bad, ya hear me? Okay, so let me get you a poison and you can go sit down, and do whatever the hell you want - just remember the Family code, eh? Respect other Mafioso and don't kill anyone...that's for the shooting range. We've got a back-room for poker, if you wanna play. Oh and we have a very good, fresh supply of hookers...oh and one last thing, The Don likes to frequent the bar so look smartish and act proper.
THE BAR Talk, converse and chat here. You can even attempt to cripple other Mafioso, or you could play darts or even get drunk...Your choice!
If you're not already a-member, you should be ashamed of yourself! Why don't you enrol? In my mafia there lots-a perks - this members only bar, a shooting range and a golf-a course! Seriously, though, you either-a enrol or you sleep wit' teh fishies; your choice. I really don't wanna havva make Johnny, do it, see his mumma just died and he's real sad about it. He's a real nice guy, a real gentle, like - I wouldn't wanna havva make him do it -see?