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So, I suppose an archive every 12,000 bytes? -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum That seems fair, but maybe 15,000 is a better margin. Just make sure you don't archive during an ongoing discussion. Otherwise, wonderful job! --MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 05:58, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Grazie, Hex! -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
But Remember, a kilobyte is 1024 bytes, not 1000. 15 kilobytes will be 360 bytes over the "cap" (Do the math) MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
Where's my calculator... Oh! Well, I'd say 15 kilos, just to simplify things. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
Syntax and petty hair-splitting, the point is Regret's doing an awesome job. MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 06:14, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

So...why's the bar so empty like, where's everyone gone to? Also, me thinks it would be good to have a judge in the Family. - [10:16 1 September] Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

I dunno. It's just been... empty. And about the Judge, I'll send him an invitation... even though he's out to ban me... I think -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 15:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
You may transfer 50k from my account to yours for the recruitment. On another note, we need to seriously do something about the Italian/Russian unbalance. - [15:55 1 September] Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
Oh and, I'd like to see Mafia bosses of the Russian and Italian branches taking more control and dishing more stuff out - they have the power, they should use it. I hear by grant them the power to do anything within their branch which they think is the right thing to do - of course, however, I may overrule them. Now I am going to get drunk. - [15:58 1 September] Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
And I wonder if we should have a page specially to, uh, um "represent" our hookers? - [16:05 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
How so? -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 16:20, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
I was thinking of a little bit of photography. :-) - [16:24 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I suspect we'd attract more women to this place if we turned them there bar stools upside down. Geoffprickett 22:41, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

ATTENTION ALL! I'm looking for a Mafia regular who has a strong urge to help the Family. I am officially looking for my deputy - who will be awarded the special rank of "Capo Bastone". They in turn should choose a Mafioso (or non Mafioso, if they wish...someone who is willing to enrol) to be Chief of Enrolment. The Capo Bastone will have ultimate control over everything and may question the Don. Ultimately, however, your old Don will have a veto. Are you power crazy? Well, why not give the election a go? If you don't think you're of high enough standing within the Family why not try to be someone's Chief of Enrolment. I'm looking for a full blown election thing here, in which only I have a vote. - [21:51 1 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Hello. Can I apply? MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
Anyone can apply! I think I'm going to base the results on who's done the most for the mafia and who's been the most helpful (you've all really helped out, so this could be hard). - [07:46 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

This is just a friendly not to inform Mafia Members that the Golf Course has completed Stage 1 of it's construction. COMING SOON: Trophies! --MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 03:21, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Hey, should the shop be related to the family treasury? Like-a withdrawl to [literally] pay-a for di trophies, or no? MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
What I thought. - [16:57 7 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Da, That was di plan.... Buying UserTemplates and spiffy stuff for your sig etc etc etc --MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 21:38, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
Ah. MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper

I came up with a few Mafia-themed templates/awards on my sandbox (at the very bottom - ideas/suggestions are appreciated). -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 03:31, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Jz's been whacked! Is there anything we can do? -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 05:39, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Jz? - [09:01 31 October] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Judge Zarbi got infini-banned. For having a bit of a bad attitude. Well... a lot of bad attitude, really... I'm in negotiations with Tom Mayfair as we speak (here)... I just thought, you know, he's 1 - a mafioso 2- a buddy I thought I would... um... /stops rambling -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 23:15, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I haven't been here, and dere's only-a small talk? MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper

HEy, Methy!!! Yeah, the family's sorta been in decline as of late... -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 02:38, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
It's those bastards in the CIA. Or FBI, I forget which...the point is, they're bastards. - [22:36 7 November] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Maybe even the BBFC. MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper

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