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Mafia Bar


Hello! Remember, this is a members bar and if you're not a Mafioso, you're likely to get burnt real bad, ya hear me? Okay, so let me get you a poison and you can go sit down, and do whatever the hell you want - just remember the Family code, eh? Respect other Mafioso and don't kill anyone...that's for the shooting range. We've got a back-room for poker, if you wanna play. Oh and we have a very good, fresh supply of hookers...oh and one last thing, The Don likes to frequent the bar so look smartish and act proper.

THE BAR
Talk, converse and chat here. You can even attempt to cripple other Mafioso, or you could play darts or even get drunk...Your choice!


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I've archived this place because it gives my life pretend meaning. MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (00:25 14 Aug 2010)

Awesome, I was gonna do that myself. Thankies! —SCUMBAG WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:27 14 August 2010]
So, do we have a secret code we talk in so the cops don't catch on? Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat16:58, Tuesday 31 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Yes, it's all to do with the position of your cigar. —SCUMBAG WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:03 31 August 2010]
Where I keep my cigar, it's not very visible to most. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat20:32, Tuesday 31 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
We have people. Body orifice searchers. At airports. You pop down to an airport and they can relay the signal to us. Via their cigars. —SCUMBAG WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:48 31 August 2010]

If you're not already a-member, you should be ashamed of yourself! Why don't you enrol? In my mafia there lots-a perks - this members only bar, a shooting range and a golf-a course! Seriously, though, you either-a enrol or you sleep wit' teh fishies; your choice. I really don't wanna havva make Johnny, do it, see his mumma just died and he's real sad about it. He's a real nice guy, a real gentle, like - I wouldn't wanna havva make him do it -see?

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