The CMC uses strict enforcement of its rules as an integral part of its murderous community. The following are the "Seven And A Half Cow Pats" - the official seven and half super-duper rules. A member of the CMC can expect a large loss of Cow Mooage if they break anyone of them.
1.Repsect Da Cows Never be mean to the cows.
2.Worship Da Cows You should worship the cows and generally moo for as long as possible (note: eating cow meat is considered worshipping cows).
3.Remain Awesome Never let your awesomeness slip away.