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The Uncyclopedia Mafia - a proud, cow worshipping Family - have agreed to join the forces of cows. They now work as a division of CMC, fighting cow haters everywhere. You come to overturn our brainwashing stall...these guys will make sure you can't. - [19:51 30 July] SirFStDonYettie