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The YTTE Chronicles:

Volume the Third


The pain and the trial, the graduation from adoption, the adoption of Tuo, Qua and Mnbvcxz, the meeting of and conversing with Orian57, the feature, the gloating, the idle chit-chat, a status-box, the Game main page, the thanks and the ninjastar, the helping out at HowTo and the birth of UnProvise. Welcome to the best YTTE chronicle, yet!
From 28 April 2008 to 3 June 2008
This is an archive. Don't panic! Don't leave messages here, leave them here, silly. The epic YTTE Chronicles continue, below, with hugely nerve-racking and full-of-suspense random and from there take you on a light-speed ride of on-the-edge-of-your-seat action. Be prepared to be stunned, sizzled, amused, enlightened, randomed and scared in this classic.

THIS IS NOT JUST AN ARCHIVE, THIS IS A LEATHER-BOUND, LOVINGLY HAND-MADE ACTION-PACKED YTTE CHRONICLE.



edit YesTimeToThankLate!

Portrait-of-Homeless-Man-IMG 3825 Thanks, son!
But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son?

Thanks for voting for Veteran.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:44 Jun 3

edit YesTimeToRejoiceAtMyBadAim!


Seriously, brilliant work there. And everywhere. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 18:21 3 June 2008

Yay, you took my hint! And I thought that when I saw the little orange box it was going to be EDian vandalism! Oh I love you so much Orian! Well, maybe so and much and love are slightly too strong words, but yeah, you get what I mean, I hope... No, don't take it that way, I didn't mean, no I'm not asking you out on a date....Ugrr! Thanks again! - [18:23 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
what is "EDian vandalism"? Who or what are ED's? Just more vital information I'm missing out on. Also, no, Yettie. You're not asking me out. We've been down this road before, it's never going to work! Hey isn't Ed your other personality? seriously I know I'm missing something. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 18:40 3 June 2008
Yes ed was my on-the-spur-of-the-moment personality. Also ED is Encyclopaedia Dramatica, teh suckiest humour wiki/website on the internet! It's full of memes, immature users, bullshit, "lulz" and more bullshit. Also, at regular intervals there users come here to give us shit. Google Encyclopaedia Dramatica, to find out more, if you dare! and we've been down this route before? I don't remember it! Was it an alley? - [18:46 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Ah! I see! /Goes to have a look Jesus fucking christ! What the fuck! My internet just had a compleate eppy! It was actually just sick. What ever you do don't click on a user called "Grawp". Also that stuff Isn't funny. It's actually sorta offensive. For fucks sake... Ah well at least i am better informed about the world now. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 19:32 3 June 2008
I thought ED meant "Erectile Dysfunction"? VGD >=3 19:35, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Erectile Dysfucntion, Encyclopedia Dramatica basically the same thing: lame and immature (seriously who puts a virus on their userpage?).
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 19:39 3 June 2008

edit YesTimeTo Add More Spaces - I Guess That's My Thing, Huh?

Yeah, quickie about the HowTo page - what do you say to changing the featured HowTo on a weekly basis? You did the last one on Thursday, so this Thursday would be the next... Thoughts, complaints, disagreements? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:39, Jun 2

Also, while I'm here: You don't appear to have a South Park image of yourself for me to add to my South Park images of people gallery at the moment. Rectify this shocking oversight, please. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:10, Jun 2
Of course I've made a south park picture of myself! Would you really want to talk to someone who hasn't? I just haven't uploaded it... I'll do this as soon as my internet behaves! Also changing the featured article on a weekly basis, sounds good - I presume there are enough HowTos, and more importantly, enough new HowTos to be able to make this work? Anyway, go ahead and change it on Thursday! - [15:16 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit YesTimeToReplyHelp

Thanks! I had placed the help template here but all I could do for this article is make the picture. I was sitting in the office one day wondering how students disappear after gratuation. I left the article for now, since I have no ideas on how to make it into a news article. It would be a good UnNews in May the time of graduation every year. Feel free to edit it if you like. --Allahgator 05:43, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Er, do you need any help with anything at all? - [06:53 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit YesTimeToArchiveYourTalkPage

Damn that thing is getting too long. My browser slows down every time it loads. No offense. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 06:47, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

I know I was going to archive it when it got to 50, then I couldn't be bothered. I promise to do it as soon as it hits 60, okay? - [07:02 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit YesTimeToWhore

Well, you reviewed this in the first place, so I figured I'd get your opinion on the edits when you get a chance. Hope you enjoy and thanks for the help!--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 05:02, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

If you put it up for Pee I should be able to do it quickly-ish. I'm afraid I'm not too good at giving brief opinions (and also I'm looking to do as many pees as I can). It is looking better though...that's not much help though, I guess! - [15:18 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I am gonna play around with the formating later today. After, I get done I'll post it for pee and let you know.Thankayou--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 18:48, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Oh by the way, in future I have a page for whoring! - [18:50 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Sorry, I did not notice. Well, I took almost all your advice and it is now posted on pee. I'll make sure to use the whore page next time.--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 00:01, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

edit YesTimeToExplainMyApparentLackOfActivity

Yeah, I have spent the last two weeks setting up for my High School graduation. I've been pretty busy, and rather frazzled. But I graduated today, so I should be more active soon. Anyway, next time I'm on can you help me make my userpage as sexy as my sig?--Mgr. TuoDecaps (talk) Contribs 00:43 2 June 2008

Of course and congratulations! - [06:45 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit YesTimeToInsertWittyHeaderHere

Just wondering. Is there some kind of mystical connection between you and your descendants, and {{MonthlyAwards}}? Just wondering, because there was that forum, Mordillo's talk page, and Qua mentioned it on IRC! Do you draw your improv power from it or something And, yes, to respoond to the forum, I'm dodging fame. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 1/06 20:09

That forum? Really...I guess it must be some sort of mystical/mythical Uncyclopedian connection. Maybe I'm a witch, or wizard or warlock or whatever? - [20:12 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I dunno, I'm meant to be on vacation. Just thought it odd you and your noob would do the exact same thing (also, another thing to be proud of - Qua archived WotM, UotM and NotM this month, nice adopting skills!) ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 1/06 20:20
"He's a young me" YTTE says in a highly arrogant way, using UnProvise formatting. He looks out of the window and across the vast, blue sea and then paints his nails slowly and laboriously. - [20:25 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit YesTimeToAwardYouWithAPenis

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