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  1. UnBooks: A Day In The Life Of A Redirect
  2. Why?: I'm In Court, Mum
  3. Pull Over
  4. That time I was nearly raped by a rabbit during my sojourn in Scotland
  5. Slow Rotation
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YTTE's userpage is the 303rd most linked to page on Uncyclopedia. With one more link to his page, he can surpass Nazi on the ladder to Uncyclopedian linked greatness!
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Unserpage of the Month Award Userpage of the Month July 2008
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Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Month April 2008
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UnProviser of the Month Award UnProviser of the Month June 2008
Yettie of the Month Award Yettie of the Month July 2008

Stuff I've Created:

23. 23.5/50Pull Over
22. 39/50 33/50 Why?: I'm In Court, Mum
21. That time I was nearly raped by a rabbit during my sojourn in Scotland
20. Forum: Uncyclopedia US TV Drama - Episode #2
19. (vfh) Forum: Uncyclopedia US TV Drama - Episode #1
18. 39/50 UnBooks: A Day In The Life Of A Redirect
17. Various UnProvises (With Various People)
16. UnProvise (With Orian57)
15. Game:Main Page
14. (vfh) 44/50 This Page Is On Fire
13. Typing
12. Apology
11. 26/50 A Tale Of Two Cities
10. Preaching
9 . This Page Was Written By A N00b
8 . (vfh) 25/50 39/50 36/50 Wikipedia Main Page
7 . 29/50 HowTo: Really Piss Admins Off
6 . UnNews: Savage Butter Knife Murderer Strikes Again (listen)
5 . UnNews: Polygamous cults "grant women life-long great hair"
4 . 35/50 38/50 UnNews: Apocalypse-Expecting Cult Come Out Of Cave (listen) (semi unnews featured)
3 . UnNews; UK Government Announces Revocation of Independence for USA
2 . 25/50 Game: The Blue Screen Of Death
1 . (vfh) 41/50 Game: Infinite Loop The Game

Stuff I'm Working On:

1 . Game: The Random Game Stage: (Creation)
2 . HowTo: Fake Your Death On The Internet Stage: (Planning + Writing [ON HOLD])(With )

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Now I know, it's a slightly stupid idea, but it's gonna be, erm, fun (as long as there is no kneecap-splitting invovled...) Everyone, feel free to sign below, it'll make my day (ISH). Oh and no time-stamps, please.
  1.   Her Cajekiness <~>
  2. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Image:Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S
  3. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs)
  4. Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk)
  5. SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee
  6. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF 
  7. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ!
  8. Isshiki Kotonashi-shi =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu!
  9. Premier Tom Mayfair
  10. Stat talk
  11. The Improver talkcontribs
  12. Tkotse
  13. Proxima Centauri
  14. - © 
  15. Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp)
  16. OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN
  17. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png
  18. MNM5150Talk Dirty To Me Failings
  19. Mightydandylion Image:Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk
  20. Darthmat  (talk to me)
  21. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Image:Icons-flag-gb.png
  22. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~}
  23. Danr
  24. ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator)
  25. The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
  26. Image:smallbeer.pngSpillin DylanImage:smallbeer.pngTALKImage:smallbeer.pngEDITSImage:smallbeer2.png
  27. Image:Dildoriken.gifRAHBImage:Dildoriken.gif
  28. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk),
  29. ~ ★ БурекСП ★★ талк ★★ контриб ★
  30. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me //
  31. Mgr. TuoDecaps (talk) Contribs
  32. ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger
  33.  –  FuhQ.gif ZDsig.gif Sheenicon.gif (eye) (spy) ...·º•ø®@»
  34. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER
  35. THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word
  36. I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.
  37. ¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría
  38. Founding Member Baseball16User:Baseball16User talk:Baseball16Special:Contributions/Baseball16
  39. Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  40. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines
  41. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK!
  42. JeNkIn (lol cheese)
  43. Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN
  44. ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)
  45. 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) (Take A Look At Nexus War)
  46. IL7Soulhunterwhat does talk mean? Never mind...
  47. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk)
  48. ~ Readmesoon
  49. math
  50. Altair-the Eagle (talk to me)
  51. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)
  52. Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here.
  53. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Image:Icons-flag-gb.png Image:Yorks_Rose.jpg
  54. Sire Methamphetamine!
  55. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Image:Icons-flag-gb.png Talk!
  56. Uh... Image:oranssiviiva.jpg PLEASE HELP!!
  57. BlueYonder - CONTACT - PUH-LEEZE EDIT GRUESLAYER!
  58. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio
  59. |c|o|d|e|i|n|e|
  60. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png
  61. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  62. --iseditor.user Comments/Criticism
  63. ~ [Citation Needed is here. Let's talk.]
  64. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~}
  65. ~ [Citation Needed is here. Let's talk.]
  66. Mnbvcxz
  67. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  68. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this )
  69. Sign mine too! I thought I was the first one to create a guestbook... :( // Tsenpaisimi Zheliel - join Everquest ( TalkSignContribs )
  70. -Da man360
  71. Teh Thunderboi - Join Everquest! ( TalkpageSignContributions )
  72. hey people,ummm...this is my page...so yeah...Willamdiffo
  73. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!)
  74. Pineapple. Too pineapple... ...3.14. Killer 3.14.

hi i think the game world of halo has been abandend

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Don't touch this vandalism, I know people. ~Methamphetamine
touch me I know nobody - Orian57
*touch. - deviant adoptee
Oooh! lovley!
Ok, now you touch me.
Like that baby? You're soo big!
Can I leave now?
*sniff* is it my hair *sniff* you don't like my hsair do you *sniff* and after all the time I spent on it! *cries*
It's not that, it's just that if my wife knew I was touching you, then we would have this whole argument on why I don't touch her anymore and.. well, it would just be a big mess, you know? Don't worry, I'll call you... maybe...
*Sniff* You better...
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- YesTimeToEdit! UserTalk

- YesTimeToEdit! Talk! My Pages Adopted By Mordillo

- YTTE YTTTalk! YTTRead Adopted By Mordillo

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- Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

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This Is Just A Tribute To The Greatest Sig Of All Time!

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Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

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