Good night y'all and fuck you all, too. [01:27 7 August 2010]
Genuinely upset by reading over old talkpage archives of certain users...ah I remember the good old days when we ruled supreme! [00:26 7 August 2010]
So the face of Uncyc user groups today? Nazis and a frat? I'm glad there's still a place for user groups in the heart of all Uncyclopedians. Hey maybe I should give it a go again? Mmm. Good old usergroups. [02:24 6 August 2010]
Can someone please ban the fuck out of me? Cheers. [19:25 5 August 2010]
I think I'm the Uncyclopedia equivalent of trailer trash. So maybe a nice new nickname would be Uncyc Trailer Trash? Acronymised to UTT. And just for fun you can slap a "B" on the front of that acronym and you have yourself a hilarious new nickname. [18:15 5 August 2010]
I hate it when fully grown adults aren't house broken. Really gets on my nerves. [11:35 5 August 2010]
Is something wrong with Uncyc? It's being really slow and doing all sortsa weird shit and logging me in and out and crap. The slut. [20:40 4 August 2010]
Okay, so I think I want to try and create an unofficial set of guides. As featured on the right, there. To be honest, I just couldn't think of a better use for that space. [17:55 4 August 2010]
Yays, it's like facebook on uncyclopedia. All merged into one beautiful little package. Not that sort of package. [17:49 4 August 2010]
I hereby return your penis, YesTimeToEdit! Rejoice! For you may once again pee like a man!
For being your terribly annoying self.
For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.
Hex Thinks This User is Better Than <insert name here>, and Deserves Recognition for this Magnificent Feat.
I, Orian57, hereby award you with this fancy crab-hat (modeled by this lovely 16 year old) as I deem you in some way exceptional, although don't take this personally, I'm not well.
Flumpa has awarded you the Penis of the Month Award!
Well, it has been a long and difficult path, but you-- yes, YOU, have finally reached the sweet nectar of victory. I'm not talking about the United States Presidential election, but the highly-esteemed Penis of the Month Award! This coveted prize shall forever be a symbol to all that you are worthy of such a gift. Congratulations!
Cow Moo Cult Honour - Queen of the Fairies This user has been awarded the high honour of Queen of the Fairies and has far more wisdom than you can imagine. Did you know that fairies where just hyped up accountants?
Cow Moo Cult This user possess the honorary rank of Four Stomach, the highest of the high. Therefore he has Cow Moo Power over you.
I award you this oblivious Ninjastar. Though you may be completely oblivious as to why you get this star, you really shouldn't worry about it. Just relax and enjoy the ride. – Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
I award you an under-used Ninjastar. Rust may have dulled its cutting edge, but it is still a potent symbol. Yes. –UU.
I hereby award you, Yettie, a golden Ninjastar for your general outstandingness. You know, the whole UnProvise thing, the voting and nomming me for stuff I deserve and for not wetting your pants all day today! –Orian57
Don't touch this vandalism, I know people. ~Methamphetamine
touch me I know nobody - Orian57
*touch. - deviant adoptee
Ok, now you touch me.
Like that baby? You're soo big!
Can I leave now?
*sniff* is it my hair *sniff* you don't like my hsair do you *sniff* and after all the time I spent on it! *cries*
It's not that, it's just that if my wife knew I was touching you, then we would have this whole argument on why I don't touch her anymore and.. well, it would just be a big mess, you know? Don't worry, I'll call you... maybe...