User:Xylitol

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Article Narrator of the Month March 2007

For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Xylitol.

[edit] Welcome to my unnaturally sweet user page.

I'm toothfriendly; you are welcome to talk to me.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

Commander of the Order

This user is not Polish. Isn't that great?

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user has Candy. Lets get him!

What I am

A hyper-intelligent sugar-substitute. Half the calories, bitch!

What I might be doing right now

• --- Making an audio recording
• --- Editing an image
• --- Writing an article (maybe)

My favorite Uncyclopedian:

<insert name here>. That guy rules!

Some articles that feature the sexy sound of my voice:

• ---Protect and Survive
• ---Honesty
• ---HowTo:Cut your own head off with a chainsaw
• ---The Porchesian Holocaust