User:Xylitol

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MicrophoneBadge Article Narrator of the Month March 2007

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Xylitol.


edit Welcome to my unnaturally sweet user page.

I'm toothfriendly; you are welcome to talk to me.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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What I am

A hyper-intelligent sugar-substitute. Half the calories, bitch!

What I might be doing right now

  • --- Making an audio recording
  • --- Editing an image
  • --- Writing an article (maybe)

My favorite Uncyclopedian:

<insert name here>. That guy rules!

Some articles that feature the sexy sound of my voice:

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