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Just a friendly reminder: There is no cabal.

About Your Fearless Commander

ZombieFat explode This user hunts zombies. What have you done with your life?
Xombi P
Real Name: Anonymous
Religion: Cthulhu Cultist
Age: I really don't see how that's any of your business, do you?
Gender: Man
Member Since: '07
Size/Shape: Wow, I really don't see why you would need to know that. I mean, seriously, this is a website, as in you can't even see me over the web. And if you've read this far, you seriously must be bored out of your mind
Job: Zombie Hunter
Favourite Piece of Journalism: Sci-Fi slaughter
Favorite Article: HowTo:Survive a Zombie Outbreak (duh)
Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Cabal
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: AAAAAAA
Weapon of Choice: Minigun
Favorite Non-Zork Non-Video Game Game: Warhammer 40k
Favorite Non-Zork Video Game: Fallout
Favorite Zork Game:Zork 2
Ripped Off Based the Format for this Information Box Off of: High Gen. Grue's page (who in turn took it from AAA!


I was a reader of the site for almost a year when I signed up in June 2007. I decided to join Uncyclopedia on the same day I joined Wikipedia. I currently have done nothing since I joined Wikipedia, but have done plenty on Uncyclopedia. I enjoy editing the text adventure games. I plan to join Unicyclopedia pretty soon.

About Me

I have dedicated my life to zombie killing. Could you have thought of a better career?

All My Sweet Userboxes

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Maddox This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
Abyss This user edits The Abyss.

Grueslayer This user edits Grueslayer.
Sign1 This user is a mutant.

This user is ARR-some!

Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

MEH This user redefines lazy.
Leroy This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.
gb-L Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.
ns-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
uk-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

Villianc This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

Accomplishments and Awards

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

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