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<option>When I feel down, I like to deliver a swift punch to James Blunt's throat.</option>
 
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Latest revision as of 01:35, September 15, 2007

When I feel down, I like to deliver a swift punch to James Blunt's throat.


About Your Fearless Commander

ZombieFat explode This user hunts zombies. What have you done with your life?
Xombi P
Real Name: Anonymous
Religion: Cthulhu Cultist
Age: I really don't see how that's any of your business, do you?
Gender: Man
Member Since: '07
Size/Shape: Wow, I really don't see why you would need to know that. I mean, seriously, this is a website, as in you can't even see me over the web. And if you've read this far, you seriously must be bored out of your mind
Job: Zombie Hunter
Favourite Piece of Journalism: Sci-Fi slaughter
Favorite Article: HowTo:Survive a Zombie Outbreak (duh)
Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Cabal
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: AAAAAAA
Weapon of Choice: Minigun
Favorite Non-Zork Non-Video Game Game: Warhammer 40k
Favorite Non-Zork Video Game: Fallout
Favorite Zork Game:Zork 2
Ripped Off Based the Format for this Information Box Off of: High Gen. Grue's page (who in turn took it from AAA!

edit History

I was a reader of the site for almost a year when I signed up in June 2007. I decided to join Uncyclopedia on the same day I joined Wikipedia. I currently have done nothing since I joined Wikipedia, but have done plenty on Uncyclopedia. I enjoy editing the text adventure games. I plan to join Unicyclopedia pretty soon.



















edit About Me

I have dedicated my life to zombie killing. Could you have thought of a better career?

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In Latin they would be Dexter.

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Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

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"We're after your children and pets."
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edit Accomplishments and Awards

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.


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