User:Xmyspazz

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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edit xmyspazz

xmyspazz is a n00bish photographer that lives on Mars with her baked beans husband. She likes cheese and is a very bad metal guitarist. No I mean, seriously, she is made of metal. She has made these contributions: Relient k and Ipecac to the Uncyclopedia. She is also a cyclops.

edit All The Bands I Have Ever Liked

Relient k Queen Hawk Nelson MxPx Haste The Day Backseat Goodbye Sufjan Stevens David Bowie Switchfoot and some more...

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