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edit Sin-new Who?, and whooooo he might be, and might not be
He was a randomly created piece of crap by the Chinese Evolution. He was believed to be a ghost of the LORD OF CRAP. Therefore, if you see someone like him, whose normally a pile of crap anyways, under any, and all juris-my-dicktion, must be whipped into shape. Note; none of the above are true, or ever will be considered false.
He was a notable in the conspiracy theory scam. He helped Bush to get bushy, in a bad way, and now is currently in a state of total nausea, and must go to the nearest hospital.
edit Who HE MIGHT NOT BE
He might not be your closest pile of shit, but he sure can smuggle a lot of it into American territory - not saying they are bad or anything.