User:Xiao Li

Commander of the Order

I'm mostly inactive nowadays; I might try to write something if I have the chance.

Stuff

Articles

Not responsible for death or stabbing out of eyes with pen out etc. Read at your own risk.

• Grand Conspiracy - Featured (and translated into Portuguese!)
• HowTo:Breathe - Featured
• Tao Te Ching
• Obscurantism
• Uncyclopedia:Accuracy
• Self-aggrandizement
• The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
• The Babelfish Edition of Uncyclopedia

Images

People I Have Killed in Battle

It is very convenient to get rid of people. Just use {{Killed|Your Name|Dead Person|[weapon=]}}!

• No user, only a user page
• Acid Ammo
• Xiao Li
• The Wheel - It shall plague the world no more!
• User:Kalir - for asking for a choice of weapons.
  • - and again for being slightly inaccurate in his choice of awards.
• User:Ghelae - for insulting the veracity of Grand Conspiracy
• User:Suresh
• User:RWG - for abusing the periodic table
• User:Jayrod - for awarding himself the Werehamster Award not once, but three times, in a fit of self-aggrandizement previously unseen by the human eye.
• User:Mr. Illuminated Megacaesarlord-Optimus-Prime Velociraptor-Augustus of the Absolute Infinite - for his egotism and the fact that he is my sock puppet
• User:67.72.98.46 - for being awesome (also awarded WH and nominated the user for Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Year)

Please add your name to the list. I need more people to kill!

Babel/Userboxes

Uncyclopedia:Babel
ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.	re-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Recondite English.	zh-F This user got an F in Chinese and likes their native language better (if they have one).
zh-N This user is a native speaker of Chinese.	cpp-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of C++.	This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
rh-E This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school.	es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.	tlh-P This f****r speaks Klingon heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!	usb This user likes to use userboxes.	Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	This user is a geek.	This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.	This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.	This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
This user hates you and everyone you care about.	ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.

Awards

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Xiao Li for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

- for Obvious :) - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 10:18, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

(moved from talk page)

- for stating that Uncyclopedia is inaccurate. I'm sure someone else has noticed, but you went out there and stated it. Applause, good sir. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 01:24, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Other

User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.