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The Coca Cola Prayer
- Our cola,
- Who art in flavors,
- Hallowed be thy drink,
- Thy flatness come,
- Thy fizz be done,
- In cans as well as bottles.
- Give us this day our daily buzz,
- And forgive us our transgressions,
- As we forgive those who drink Pepsi against us,
- But lead us not to sugarless,
- But deliver us from Diet,
- For thine is the tasty, the bubbly, forever and ever,
- Fizz fizz.