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The Coca Cola Prayer

Our cola, Who art in flavors, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy flatness come, Thy fizz be done, In cans as well as bottles. Give us this day our daily buzz, And forgive us our transgressions, As we forgive those who drink Pepsi against us, But lead us not to sugarless, But deliver us from Diet, For thine is the tasty, the bubbly, forever and ever, Fizz fizz.

Xero Dagujin

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