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'''The Coca Cola Prayer'''
 
'''The Coca Cola Prayer'''
   
Our cola,
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*Our cola,
Who art in flavors,
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*Who art in flavors,
Hallowed be thy drink,
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*Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy flatness come,
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*Thy flatness come,
Thy fizz be done,
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*Thy fizz be done,
In cans as well as bottles.
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*In cans as well as bottles.
Give us this day our daily buzz,
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*Give us this day our daily buzz,
And forgive us our transgressions,
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*And forgive us our transgressions,
As we forgive those who drink Pepsi against us,
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*As we forgive those who drink Pepsi against us,
But lead us not to sugarless,
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*But lead us not to sugarless,
But deliver us from Diet,
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*But deliver us from Diet,
For thine is the tasty, the bubbly, forever and ever,
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*For thine is the tasty, the bubbly, forever and ever,
Fizz fizz.
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*Fizz fizz.
   
   

Latest revision as of 04:09, August 9, 2006

The Coca Cola Prayer

  • Our cola,
  • Who art in flavors,
  • Hallowed be thy drink,
  • Thy flatness come,
  • Thy fizz be done,
  • In cans as well as bottles.
  • Give us this day our daily buzz,
  • And forgive us our transgressions,
  • As we forgive those who drink Pepsi against us,
  • But lead us not to sugarless,
  • But deliver us from Diet,
  • For thine is the tasty, the bubbly, forever and ever,
  • Fizz fizz.


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