User:Xerodagujin/coke

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The Coca Cola Prayer

  • Our cola,
  • Who art in flavors,
  • Hallowed be thy drink,
  • Thy flatness come,
  • Thy fizz be done,
  • In cans as well as bottles.
  • Give us this day our daily buzz,
  • And forgive us our transgressions,
  • As we forgive those who drink Pepsi against us,
  • But lead us not to sugarless,
  • But deliver us from Diet,
  • For thine is the tasty, the bubbly, forever and ever,
  • Fizz fizz.


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