User:XeroSnake

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Cowbell2 THIS USER HAS A FEVER, AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE COWBELL!
Bad ass simle face mini This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

HAUPTMAN
Hauptman
of Der Unwehr

Thou art currently at the Alter of the XeroSnake, The god of Guitar. If thou doth not wish to be penetrated through thine rectum by a Grue, then thou shall give me an offering of Coffee, Guitar strings, and Bacon. if thou shant have coffee, Dr.Pepper is suitable.

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