User:XeroSnake
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| THIS USER HAS A FEVER, AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE COWBELL! |
| This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect. |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil! |
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| of Der Unwehr |
Thou art currently at the Alter of the XeroSnake, The god of Guitar. If thou doth not wish to be penetrated through thine rectum by a Grue, then thou shall give me an offering of Coffee, Guitar strings, and Bacon. if thou shant have coffee, Dr.Pepper is suitable.
