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edit Your articles

I have moved two of them into your userspace (here and here). Your other one, Pannts has an expand template on it in preference to the more restrictive ICU. The reason the above are now in your userspace is because that means you only have one article on a time limit in mainspace so can focus on that one before turning your attentions to your others. If you have any questions then let me know on my talk page. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 05:41, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit 40th Thanks

edit I'm Strange

I've really gotta stop talking to myself --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:09, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit User:Xamralco/Why?:IPs can't edit the main page

For fuck's sake, I looked for an article on Pee Review to well... review, but I am not reviewing that since I am a formatting error. That is awesome, how could I review something I have no skills in? I already voted for you on NotM for the bread thing. You can be sure that when that thing is on VFH, I will vote for it! Just wanted to say, I am Mattsnow and here are some of my articles, 3 of them on VFH right now! You are Noob of the month by a longshot in my opinion! Cheers! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:26, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:45, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
A man of few words I may say! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:02, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
Oh yeah, I voted for one of your articles. I just wanted to say, it was pretty damn funny --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:22, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
Baby blood, baby blood...that made me laugh. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:09, 29 July 2011

edit Bread article

Well done with the revision! And looks like you have a well deserved feature. Everyone really likes it. WRITE MORE ARTICLES!!! By the way...sign up for the tournament. really should participate...join one of the teams with only one user...they are both experienced writers!!! AGain...nice job with bread! --ShabiDOO 00:52, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

It sounds like fun but I can't use my computer in August (It's too complicated to explain) --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:58, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Worst 100 LOL Cats

I don't think that article is bad enough to merit a FFW tag. Although it does depend of cliche humor (cats), it is consistent, and it does have some relatively original images and several original captions. Also, it does have 100 entries, unlike the vast majority of lists. And, it does tend to get a high ratio of helpful ip edits. --Mn-z 01:43, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Oi!

How's this look now?

Let's send PuppyOnTheRadio off with a Feature. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 12:55, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit User:Xamralco/Why?:IPs can't edit the main page

Could you move this out of your userspace so I can nom it on VFH? :) Please let me know. It's a shame it was forgotten, a shame really! If you don't do it soon I'm gonna ask an admin to do it. Great stuff. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:04, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

I'm using an iPhone right now, so I can't scroll down to the bottom of the edit section and remove the pee review template. Can you please remove it before I move the article? Oh and I'm so happy that you like it --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:29, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
I figured out how to do it and I moved the page --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:33, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Done! I hope it does well, I don't see why it would not! I, for one, enjoyed it very much! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:17, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Saying it is simply "doing well" would be a travesty LOL! Awesome! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:37, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Rock and roll

First, Im so sorry about the pee review. I spent about 45 minutes working on it and I didnt save the file and blah blah and you know what its like when you have to think about typing that all out again. In the end, you got a featured article in two days voting...during a dry spell. :) Anyhoo...look, I got a TON of articles that Im in the works on. You can see on my user page under my priorities that I have half a dozen. If you are interested, you could colaborate with me on any of them (except a day in the life of the Canadian prime minister). If you are interested, go ahead and do some editing or what not. If not, well...I wont invite you to my birthday party! --ShabiDOO 20:57, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

It's the kind of article that is discouraging to do a Pee on because it is so hard to find something bad! Isn't it Shabidoo? See my message above from a while back (July 17th) :) In the end, I'm quite sure a Pee Review done by anyone would not have improved it, or maybe by 1%. It's a case where you say: either people will like the concept or they won't (incredibly). 2 just voted against 0.0 They need to take their coffee and open their eyes! :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:48, August 15, 2011 (UTC)
Xamralco, I hope you can see this: your article is not on the front page, it is the front page :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:22, August 16, 2011 (UTC)
This is so cool --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 09:49, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit QVFD

Hi there. Please don't add pages to QVFD that don't qualify for quick deletion. Pick, for example, has had an ICU tag for a few days. If an article is tagged with ICU, and not improved within a week, it will be deleted. QVFDing such pages is redundant, unnecessary, and redundant. --Andorin Kato 01:51, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry about that. I actually hit the QVFD tab on the top by accident. I tried to change it, but you crossed out the article already. It won't happen again. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:14, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

edit Sun

Noam lecture

Chomsky lecturing children about colorless green ideas.

Hello sonny jim me old mucker, thanks for the nom. You're a man of good taste, I can tell. I've enjoyed your features so far too, what are you working on now? Stick with me kid, you'll go far. Or as far as you can get on this site, which is to say; nowhere at all. --Black Flamingo 19:34, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I'm working on this (It's sort of an obscure topic but it was a requested article so thought I would give it a try). I put it up for pee review, but maybe you could skim over it quickly to see if it's good enough to move into the mainspace. Anyway, I really liked the Sun article and I'm sure it'll get featured. Um, that's it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:32, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
It's definitely good enough for mainspace. It's cool. A bit of tweaking and it could easily be another feature. --Black Flamingo 21:01, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
Great, I'll move it --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:02, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, I have some advice if you're interested: get yourself a main image for the intro; something that establishes your concept if you can (I'm thinking book cover/pic of Chomsky/etc). Then it'll probably be about ready. --Black Flamingo 21:11, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
Is this good? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:04, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Someone already nommed the article for a feature. I guess I won't add the picture. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:12, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
I still think you should. --Black Flamingo 19:19, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
You're right. I'll add it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:33, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Hey, I could have sworn I voted for that, but I just checked and... nothing. Anyway, congrats and nice work. --Black Flamingo 22:05, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:15, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit You

Keep being amazing or I'll stab you. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:21, 4 September 2011

Um... Okay? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:24, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
I'm glad we're in agreement! ^^ 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:20, 5 September 2011

edit TRÉS

You are officially fucking awesome. Keep being awesome or I'll contact Ban Patrol. WOW. You are the awesomest guy in the "BUTT DRAMA" era of Uncyclopedia. Damn. I could go on all day! Hi! BVI 00:11, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:31, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit I have reviewed your article

See here for the piss. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:54, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pannts

I went on Pee looking for my zillionth article to Pee on this month and found this. I wanted to review it but I find it is so good that it would be hard to get my bladder working on it and actually suggest improvements... You're sure you want a review? I could try nomming it for VFH if you want. Your call. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:29, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

Gee, thanks, and of course you can go ahead and nom it. I'm so glad you like it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:32, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
Great! Anyhow, if it somehow doesn't end up on the frontpage, you can always wait for the Pee Review and renom it again after a month I think. (or even if it gets on the frontpage, you can wait for the Pee to come flying by: it's cool to tweak articles even if they've been featured, thinks I.) Let's see how it does! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:51, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
Hey bro, I think you took the QVFD hammer on Kerela a little too hard! I moved it back to the user's userspace and sent the user a message. It's not a gem at all, but there is far worse than that on mainspace. I mean QVFDing one liners and utter shit is definitely the thing to do, but in this case, you can do like I did: move it to the bloke userspace, suppress the redirect and send him a nice, diplomatic message with the new link. If not, new users are going to get discouraged! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:12, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry about that. I didn't even know that Kerela was a real place. I thought the author was just making stuff up. That just shows how uncultured I am. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:53, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
So you expect me to believe that Pannts exist? :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:55, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
Well, at least the Double Down is real. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:58, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
I am sorry and surprised the Pannts article is in troubled waters, did you read MKULTRA? on VFH? This is make or break for it. I thought Pannts would get much praise, but the crowd is fickle my friend. From my experience, I can tell you they just don't give a shit about who wrote the article, as long as it is good. It didn't work? You were close to it soldier! Try again!!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:10, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
Personally, I didn't think that Pannts was gonna get featured. As for MKULTRA, well, I don't know what MKULTRA is, so I have no idea what the article is talking about. Sorry. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:35, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
Fair enough. I am happy to see you don't fall prey to blatant whoring,(as I just did) as I know now that if in the future you are voting for or against or abstain on one of my articles, it will be an honest response. That makes you an even more credible user. Keep that uncorruptible fiber, because in the end, nobody gives a crap about who authored which article and when. Cheers man, and I respect you for giving me your honest opinion! Pannts could be featured later, but I learned on here that the ultimate goal is not getting features or recognition: in fact it is about creation and having fun. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:50, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your signature

Hey, mon, could I ask you to please not use popup images in your signature? They're somewhat disruptive upon mousing over, and also exactly what Spang was demonstrating what not to do with signatures. I'd say this would be one of the few things he was right about. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:41, 28 September 2011

Okay, I'll change my sig. Sorry about that. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:43, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, man. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:51, 28 September 2011

edit Nom

Rambo 2

Well, I don't think I could have nommed anybody for WotM without nomming you! It was kind of obvious. Although we're all here to have fun and awards are there to... well have fun, not instigating free for all competition, I guess we could entitle this one: "Xamralco vs HantedHaudies 2: THE REVENGE!". LMAO! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:25, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

Five bucks says Neopowell gets nommed too. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:47, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
Well it would be a joke nom, just like RCMurphy; Neopowell doesn't have an edit since July! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:57, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:30, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pac-Man (walkthrough)

Dear sir, thank you for the unexpected nomination of my article. Among the few ones I've translated from French Désencyclopédie (being the original author or not), it's certainly the one who required the less effort! By the way I had a look at your production and I must say I really enjoy your sense of humour. I specially enjoyed Why?:IPs can't edit the main page which looks like something I wanted to write for Désencyclopédie for years but never had enough courage. WiiKend 18:19, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

I'm glad you like my articles, and personally, that Pac man thing cracked me up! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:15, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit You voted for Subliminal stimuli, which got featured!

A million thanks! --Tophat headless 03:42, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit Rollback thing

You asked Zombiebaron how to use it and what it does, here yah go:

You can now revert obvious vandalism straight from Recent Changes, using the rollback feature in one click (Its looks like this [rollback].) You can also go via page history and instead of it being 3 or 4 clicks in now takes just the one (But we sure its vandalism before reverting it, its not magical. The diff button on RC is useful for a quick check). You can also suppress redirects when you move pages (Useful if you have an article in your userspace you wish to mainspace). ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:08, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, Frosty. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:09, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Slight cosmetic improvment

Hi sir. I'm currently trying to copy your Why?:IPs can't edit the main page for French Désencyclopédie and I wonder if you could considering a small improvment simply by adding the {{Title|}} template at the beginning of the article, making the title disapearing as if it were an actual main page. WiiKend 19:51, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

I've tried that and it doesn't actually make the title disappear. Instead, there's just a horizontal line with the words "From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia" underneath it. Basically, it looks really bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:04, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
that's weird. It works for me. I have also the message "De Uncyclopedia" (I guess the French version of the one you talk about) but anyway it's written on every page I read here... WiiKend 05:49, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
I dunno, but you can still use the template in the French translation if it works there. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:13, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit SpongeBob

Appropriate casual greetings to ye. I noticed SpongeBob is on the Pee Review list and I'm curious if it's just there so you can nom it or do you really want some feedback? As far as I'm concerned, it's pretty ripe. I'm planning on nomming this and a few other rewrites I judged for the PLS so let me know if you'd like more time for various touch-ups or other direction based touching. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 09:51, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

I usually will put up an article on pee review after I finish it, but I don't really need feedback. You can nom it if you want but there's no pressure. Glad you like it, though. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:24, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
Superlative remark. VFH is full at the moment so I'll probably have to wait a few days. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 00:19, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
Okay. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:37, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit I wanted to

Do you consider going on IRC sometimes? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:11, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

For some reason, my computer doesn't recognized websites beginning with irc, not to mention I don't really want to. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:18, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
People here are really nice on IRC, very seriously they are nice to everyone, but no fuss. Your legend is even greater this way: your article Why?:IPs can't edit the main page is already a legend. Much love! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:06, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:18, 27 October 2011

edit WOTM

Writer of the month Writer of the Month October 2011 --Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:43, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:03, 3 November 2011

edit Before placing a VFD tag...

...on an article that was re/written by a legitimate author, it's good form to let them know that you are tagging something as VFD. I mean this in regards to Oprah Winfrey. I take umbridge that you didn't observe this nicety. Not only is it bad form, but I am wagging my finger at you. Consider yourself admonished. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:16, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

What is a a legitimate author, though? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:31, 7 November 2011
A legitimate author? Someone other than a drive by IP address. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:34, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
We have a lot of rather questionable users as well, though... I'd name one, but we've generally never heard of most of them. Unless that's what you're getting a... you know what? I'll just shut up now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:39, 7 November 2011
If the article was clearly written by one person, I would have, but in this instance, the history was filled with IPs and redlink users and I had no idea that you rewrote this. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:50, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
I know, hot headedness is one of my curses. And how were you to know because tharticle has been the victim of drive by edits and vandals. So I recant, partially. But I will still fight like mad to keep an article on Winfrey on Uncyclopedia, even if it isn't this one. Still vaporizing it isn't the answer. What we need to do is find someone who will adopt it, and love and make it better, not worse. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:34, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
Maybe one of the IPs was Sebastian Faulks? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:53, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
They were all...! Er... yeah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:24, 7 November 2011

edit Hey dude

You just simultaneously voted delete on something like 11 articles. You did look at those things before voting, right? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:12, 9 November 2011

Socky, please don't assume bad faith. Xamralco is relatively new here, but I'm sure he understands that he is supposed to read an article before voting on it. Maybe he just didn't want to use 11 edits to cast all his votes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:20, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
Zombiebaron's right. I usually read each article and then vote one at a time, but since there were so many articles I thought it would be easier to just read them all at once and then vote in one edit. Rest assured, I read each article. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:24, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, there are a lot of them there. What might help sometimes, however, would be to give a bit of a reason why when voting - can potentially help convince others that it really should be, or it can turn out you just misinterpreted something, or at very least it can help avoid such assumptions of bad faith. That said, sometimes articles really are just plain bad and that's the end of it, so... yeah. I dunno. Just thoughts, I guess. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:27, 9 November 2011
Sorry, next time I'll just do it like I normally do. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:31, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
Don't apologise; doing that is fine. How people view it is something to take into consideration, but there's no need to split up what would be one edit otherwise. Just makes it more likely to edit conflict other people. On the other hand, you're more likely to get edit conflicted doing it all at once... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:38, 9 November 2011
Sorry if it looked like I was assuming bad faith. I was just checking what the actual situation was. It did look a bit suspicious, though. 11 identical, commentless delete votes. You're definitely allowed to do all the voting in one go, Xamralco, but if you add a little comment to some of the delete votes, people will be able to tell that you read the articles and your comments might be helpful for improving those articles. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:11, 10 November 2011

Awesome. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:29, 13 November 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:50, 10 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:28, 17 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 24 November 2011

edit Italy

Rewriting it!! Really? By a great writer such as you, it will be great! It reminds me of the great attitude I had when joining, turning a maelstrom of shit (Quebec) in to a good article. You have my blessings, because a lot of people are gonna search for 'Italy' Cheers! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:20, November 26, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. I've been to Italy before so hopefully I can use my experience to turn it into something funny. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:36, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
I like it too when there's a solid base to totally deride from. I like your articles, Xamralco, I still don't understand why Pannts was rejected, I am puzzled. But your article Why?:IPs can't edit the main page is going to be a contender for article of the year, and I am being very modest. I personnally think no one can top that! :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:49, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
SO, how's the Italy rewrite going? Nobody edit conflicting you? lol. Wait until he's gone. Or better, copy it to your userspace and when it's done, just replace it with yours. :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:49, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
I left a message on his talk page (and was ironically edit conflicted when you left a welcome message) but I'll think I'll just wait it out. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:52, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
Pfffwhahaha... I hope you can resolve this! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:59, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:15, 1 December 2011

edit Hello

I just wanted to say you're fucking awesome. So many featured articles? You and Magic Man both are really prodigys at making articles. You're fucking awesome. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 05:27, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. You've written some great stuff too and congratulations on winning NotM. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:26, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Kylie Mole

Hello, is the Kylie Mole article good enough now for me to untag it? ;) Firsfloor 00:51, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

It's definitely better. Put it up for Pee Review and I'll take the ICU tag off. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:57, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Done! :) Firsfloor 17:36, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
I took off the ICU tag. I'm very impressed that you care about your articles unlike most people who write something and then do nothing when an ICU tag is added. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:48, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 8 December 2011

edit Hey!

Hey, can I nominate your article UnBooks:My Tedious Day for feature? I find it hilarious! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 06:24, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

Also, I have nominated you for Magician of the month! For more information, see the voting page. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 06:52, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
Of course you can nominate the article if you find it feature-worthy. I'm so happy that you enjoyed it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:34, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit DONE!

Done, I have nominated your article. I strongly enourage you to vote for it, (if it has not been taken down from VFH by some admins who don't find it funny), good luck on getting it featured! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 15:56, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit PopGoesTheWeasel thinks we should collaborate on an article.

You up for it? --Tophat headless 19:08, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

Can I join? Please please please please please please with whipped cream on top? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 11 December 2011, at 19:12
You can join, that is, if Xamralco is up for it. If he doesn't join, it'll end up just you and me, Lolli. --Tophat headless 19:34, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
I'm up for it. Do you have anything in mind? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:06, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
Me and Lollipop had discussed some ideas here. I'm sure any of those would work for the three of us. --Tophat headless 20:21, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
"HowTo:Make cookies without using any of the necessary ingredients" sounds good or maybe a rewrite of Disney (the current version sucks). Never seen Kill Bill so that wouldn't really work out. I've also started an article on Cafeteria food and a rewrite of Periodic table but have gotten hopelessly stuck. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:28, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
I really like that first one, too. But I'm cool with whatever you want. --Tophat headless 20:32, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
Well, I don't really care. What does Lollipop want to do? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:33, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
It's all up to you, Lollipop. --Tophat headless 20:36, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, I just came up with another idea: "God's userpage" I'd go with User:God, but there's actually a user like that. --Tophat headless 20:42, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
I just started an article called Kicking pigeons is FUN!!, but I kind of like Magic man's idea with the God's userpage. And isn't Disney a protected page? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 11 December 2011, at 21:56
Yeah, Disney's protected, but we'd write it in userspace, then have an admin move it over. Again, I'm cool with whatever you guys want. --Tophat headless 21:59, December 11, 2011 (UTC)
I'm fine with God's userpage. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:21, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
Alright, who wants to start it? --Tophat headless 02:00, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
I started it here. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:06, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
Yay...when you're done, I'm going to nominate it for feature. Surely, an article made by three epic users is sure to be awesome. Don't let me down! Make the article hilarious! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 04:25, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
Where'd you guys go? I added two userboxes to the page. Aren't you going to do anything else? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 13 December 2011, at 01:32
Right now, I'm trying to figure out some code for making a header here. Once I figure it out, I'm going to add it to the page. As for Magic man, well I don't know. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:51, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
I'm actually also thinking about making a fake talk page and putting a link for it on the page. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:55, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
How's it going? Can I help? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 04:28, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Well aren't you a lucky ducky?

You, sir, are a computer nerd. --Tophat headless 02:16, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:18, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit YOU!

You got Biopic of the week in a certain Unsign Post. May I ask, did you do anything to get it? I'm just being curious. Now tell me, or else I will kill your little duckling. Yes, I have your little duckling at gunpoint. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 12:44, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

You just have to contribute to the site a lot. I'm relatively new, but I have been here for almost half a year. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:16, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Italy

I put it on VFh, I guess the first time I read it too fast! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:34, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey

Sorry for butting in, can I help with your article? User:Magic man agreed so if you're ok with it, all I have to do is ask User:Lollipop. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:31, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

Fine with me. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:41, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey

What about a proper contributions page for "User:God"? I mean, I noticed "God's Articles" only lead to all articles. What about making a proper contributions page ?

Example : Articles and things I created

  • Bible
  • Earth(Featured!)
  • Universe (Quasi-featured)

etc. etc.

Would that be better? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 05:00, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

I thought that the link to AllPages was pretty funny and it was Magic man's idea. Saying that he created the bible, etc. just seems a little expected. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:51, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Another idea

Also, for the supreme being of the month award, why don't you create a sub page of the voting for supreme being of the month? Example :



15 awesome votes

1. Nom and for. He totally kicks ass <insert signature here>

2. Yes Yeah, hell yes. <insert signature here>


etc. etc. etc.

How about that? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 05:07, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

I dunno. There's enough clicking as it is and I doubt anyone would click the supreme ruler link. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:50, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:50, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey Xam

I was really out of it when I first told you your Italy article needed maybe a little more jokes. as I reread it in the morning after a 12 hour day. Sorry, you must have been flabbergasted when I told you it needed more jokes, as when I read it the next morning with a clear head, I felt kinda bad. BTW, I have an UnNews about the Dear leader of North Korea's death. UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:27, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Don't feel bad. It's fine, and as for that Kim Jong-il article, well, your whoring worked, as I, along with 9 and a half others have voted for your article on VFH. Stay strong, you funny whore, and stop making everyone else look bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:24, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
Well, behind the sig we are humans, hence why we shouldn.t be afraid to express opinions. I wouldn.t have nommed it if I thought it sucked, and it is very awesome. I think it'll be a contender for article of the month! I mean the Italy article! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:41, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
Are you really sure that everyone here is a human? (I think that some of the admins might be cyborgs). --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:53, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
Yep, maybe. but I can't prove it, Robocop told me to shut up :S Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:15, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
I was talking about you Italy article, not about the Korea article at all! Much love. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:19, December 21, 2011 (UTC)
Damn! Last message shows advanced alcohol intoxication! One hell of a hangover this morning :S Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:06, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:51, 22 December 2011

edit YOU!

You killed over 15 dolphins. You bitch. You're going to hell. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 06:01, December 23, 2011 (UTC)

I hate puppy dogs for breakfast, I AM A MONSTER. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:18, December 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit Do something productive, maybe?

If it isn't funny, you can make it funny, you know, instead of just slapping the template on it. Or you can at least leave a suggestion on it's discussion page or something. J.D. Soufi 09:51, December 25, 2011 (UTC)

ICUing newly created articles is common and actually considered helpful to the site by many experienced users. If you want a critique of the work, move it to this link in your userspace and put it on Pee Review. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:52, December 25, 2011 (UTC)
Mattsnow removed the ICU and now he's editing it, so I guess it's fine. Sorry. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:47, December 25, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, I didn't know about the Pee Review thing, thanks for sharing. I guess since Mattsnow edited it now... J.D. Soufi 18:30, December 25, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, sorry if I came off as a douche. Welcome to the site. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:27, December 25, 2011 (UTC)
No worries. And thanks. :) J.D. Soufi 19:47, December 25, 2011 (UTC)
Hey Xam, don't feel bad at all about it, you like this site just as I do, I don't even think you made a mistake by tagging. I think we are being encouraged to delete almost ruthlessly, to the point where if we see a red link or a formatting error or a typo, we're kin to vfd or icu. I think it's not good at all. Deleting shite is of course, very very welcome. I know you don't participate much in forums, but you should, you certainly have a voice here! Anyway, please read this if you have time, starting from the "lol" section (the rest is pretty much useless) Forum:We have surpassed 30,000 articles What do you think about my opinion? Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Much love! Looking forward to that God article, keep it for next year, since I am pretty sure Why?:IPs can't edit the main page will be the article of the year. It sure will have my vote! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:38, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
I agree with what you're saying about being encouraged to delete everything but the problem is that a majority of our articles are stubs about something that no one will ever look at in a million years, although I agree that a mediocre article about a well-known topic is better than no article at all (It was the Fred Phelps article that inspired me to make an account and that's not so insanely funny). --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:24, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Gautama Buddha also a Vital article. So if you wanna ever switch the category in the competition, then you can do that. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:20, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

I think I will switch considering I'll have more options in the requested article category than the vital article category. Thanks. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:05, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Tripped face first into a bar

Hello. This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 28-12-'11

edit Huh??

I don't know if you are huffing pages, but please do not fuck with 1927, a featured page. Thanks. Aleister 1:22 28-12-'11

Don't worry, I'm only turning the nonexistent year articles into redirects in order to eliminate redlinks. Your articles safe. Besides, I'm not an admin anyway. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:27, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
It's not my page, just a once popular page here. Ah, redlinks, so many were created by that purge of 2011. Because of scanning your pages I'm going to ask an admin to return the Prohibition page, which was actually a good article. Thanks for all the beans! Aleister minutes later

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:56, 29 December 2011

edit You're a real chip off the old block.

MotM Magician of the month December 2011

--Tophat headless 00:50, January 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Time bomb

Greetings, Xamralco. You voted for Mexico lol.jpg on VFP, and also for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jan 4 '12 11:24 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

edit Wow

Wow! Your God's user page is very creative and unique. I'd worked up the start of a page on "God's deleted contributions" and have plans to make it what I consider my second "epic" here (Old man and LV was the first, one I hesitated to write because I knew it'd be lots of energy focused on a project, so I started it during a TAW contest in order to make sure that I'd spend two weeks on it, as just a beginning), so I've really gone into it with only one foot so far. Your page dovetails with it perfectly, and inspires me to think about jumping in with all four feet. Thanks, and thanks for putting together a great page. Aleister 17:12 Russian Christmas '12

Thanks, but it's not just mine. It's a collab with Magic man and Lollipop, plus Popgoestheweasle added some stuff too I think. Glad you like it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:39, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Tiz a work of fine art. Aleister here again

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:03, 12 January 2012

edit Credit me for collab for the God's userpage article?

Sure! Thanks, Sir. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 11:01, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, no problem. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:38, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, and are you going to nominate the page for VFH? Or can I do it? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 02:10, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
I put it up on Pee Review but definitely nominate it if you think its ready. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:23, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
Hi. On my screen, which is fairly wide, the opening page has "Hi, I'm God. Have a look" and then "Around" is on a second line, but it overlaps the top line by half its height. God wouldn't do this in real life, unless he was a noob. Aleister 2:27 15-1-'12
Sorry, my computer skills are not very good and I have no idea how to fix that. I looks fine on my computer but I really don't know. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:32, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
Jeex, no sorry needed, just passing along an observation for pre-VFH fixes. It's a nice article and a creative idea. I haven't read the talk page, but it should be fun. I don't know how to fix it either, maybe Puppy can come by and fix it in under five seconds. He does things like that, like a magic fairy dancing on the head of two pins at once. Aleister 2:39 15-1-'12
p.s. I just found some coding which may help, at Really big text. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Aleister (talk • contribs)
I tried the coding from Really big text. Does it work now? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:58, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
Yes! Maybe a better breakpoint would be first line "Hi, I'm God" then "Have a look around." Looks good, or go(o)d. I'll redirect the spelling God's user page to it. God's unhumble servant 14:03 15-1-'12
Is this better? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:08, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
Ah, on my screen it's now perfectly readable and balanced! Viva la code. And the Abraham joke on the talk page made me lol. If only life could be fair, all God's creatures would lol. Aleister 22:30 15-1-'12

edit I've agreed to review your article in Pee Review.

When I have the time, I will review God's userpage. In return, I would love it if you would review cheeses. Will you please do that? I will be very happy. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 04:16, 01/15/2012

You want another review? HauntedUndies already reviewed it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:45, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:09, 19 January 2012

edit Happy Monkey

Great forum! No, it really is. The only issue is I have no idea what this is (other than a competition), and I have no idea if I'm supposed to sign up on that forum, or what. Can you make it clearer for people who weren't involved in the wiki the last time this was run? Pup 01:01 21 Jan '12

Actually, Shabidoo started the forum. He just didn't sign the first comment (I fixed that, though). You're going to have to ask him. Sorry. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:06, January 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit I nominate God's Userpage for VFH?

Ok? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 07:52, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, if you think it's ready. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:47, January 22, 2012 (UTC)
Yup, it's on VFH If it has'nt been taken down by some admin yet ... and I strongly encourage you to vote for it! (After all, it's YOUR article too!) --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:52, January 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 09:59, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit Monkeys give good head...

...and I ought to know. On the uotm, I'm hoping for a tie, although I voted for notyou. You should have that template to show and trade (I traded mine for a hammerhead shark), so I just wanted to let you know that I think of your work as, well, nice work and hard work! Thanks for the centering job on the suntan page, by the way, I didn't think of it and should have. Glopples. Aleister 23:34 24-1-'12

It's fine. (PS: Giraffes give good head too) --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:42, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
No, it's not fine. You deserve the award. Pentium deserves it for life achievement. It's one of those things where I feel I cut the baby in half, and then fucked both halves of the baby before it died, and I feel bad about it because half the baby got more of my attention. So I feel bad about voting notyou. Geep, I've never looked at their Deep-throating page, I'll look at it. On my People Who Like to Fuck Naked page I've got an entire paragraph linked to wikipedia sex techniques, and if this one pans out I'll link it in there. Thanks. Aleister 00:05 25-1-'12
p.s. Done! Thanks

edit Aleister's right.

You sexy useful. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:48, 25 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:29, 26 January 2012

edit What the fuck you did to Final Fantasy V?!!

Whatever that was, please be a gentleman and move it to User:Cat the Colourful/FF V. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:35 29 January 2012

What are you talking about? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:08, January 29, 2012 (UTC)
Done, and Xamralco's not an admin, man. Cat. CatMan? I love CatMan... but anyway, someone tagged it to be fixed, it didn't get fixed, and then someone else deleted it. Xamralco just redirected the lack of a page after that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:21, 29 January 2012
Ah, okay. I thought he deleted it. Meh wrong. Yeh sad. Meh apologizedhadghf.
And I love CatMan too! CatMan rulez! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:18 2 February 2012

edit Thanks

Thanks for the James Bevel vote. Highly (high? sure!) appreciated. The wikipedia links are just to topload this vital page with info, as it literally is a page of very underreported data. The Gandhi template is just nice, imnho, another level of "thanks Bevel" to the guy. I've talked to people who knew him (he died in 2008), and he kept teaching his entire life. That Gunz page, it seems like much of it was an ad but I chopped out the advertising parts and kept it good. It seems like a pretty good page. I don't know the game. Thanks again! Aleister 1:01 31-1-'12 (lots of 1's)

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