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Hello. I am Uncut Rubber.
XPH is my trading name.
|This user is also proud to be a left-wing liberal elitist, but alas, there is no template for that.||This user just loves England, and can't wait to leave the Continent forever.|
edit Some of my Favourite Articles
edit Things I Made
An animation I made.
Another animation I made.
A photograph I took in Leicester.
An article I started.
Another article I started.
edit Three Undeniable Proofs that Common Sense does Not Exist
- Belgians need a public awareness campaign to remind them to let other people get off a train before boarding it.
- Englishmen need a public awareness campaign to remind them to wash their hands after defecation in order to prevent the spreading of infections.
- Dutchmen need a public awareness campaign to remind them to use their seat belts - in the back seat, too.
edit My Favourite Catchphrases
edit Phrases I invented myself
- The Daily Fail
- My LIFE for the MIDLANDS!
- Fooooooooooooooooooood! (when seeing anything large and tasty)
- Oh look, a slut. (when watching a film and seeing the ever-present young, "attractive" woman who will certainly be dating the protagonist at some point)
- In Soviet Russia, Vengeance claims YOU!
- The UnIverse
edit Phrases I didn't invent myself
- PRO-intellectualist (as opposed to "anti-intellectualist")
- Definitely not a Communist, though. Communism fails.