User:XPH

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Hello. I am Uncut Rubber.

XPH is my trading name.

Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Baphomet
This user walks down the
left hand path
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Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
This user is also proud to be a left-wing liberal elitist, but alas, there is no template for that. 22px-Flag of England This user just loves England, and can't wait to leave the Continent forever.

edit Some of my Favourite Articles

edit Things I Made

  • Dancinggrue

An animation I made.

  • GSOD

Another animation I made.

  • Bus Invasion

A photograph I took in Leicester.

An article I started.

Another article I started.

edit Three Undeniable Proofs that Common Sense does Not Exist

  • Belgians need a public awareness campaign to remind them to let other people get off a train before boarding it.
  • Englishmen need a public awareness campaign to remind them to wash their hands after defecation in order to prevent the spreading of infections.
  • Dutchmen need a public awareness campaign to remind them to use their seat belts - in the back seat, too.

edit My Favourite Catchphrases

edit Phrases I invented myself

  • The Daily Fail
  • My LIFE for the MIDLANDS!
  • Fooooooooooooooooooood! (when seeing anything large and tasty)
  • Oh look, a slut. (when watching a film and seeing the ever-present young, "attractive" woman who will certainly be dating the protagonist at some point)
  • In Soviet Russia, Vengeance claims YOU!
  • The UnIverse

edit Phrases I didn't invent myself

edit Stance

edit Political

  • Progressive
  • Left-wing
  • Green
  • PRO-intellectualist (as opposed to "anti-intellectualist")
  • Definitely not a Communist, though. Communism fails.

edit Musical

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