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Hello. I am Uncut Rubber.

XPH is my trading name.

Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
This user is also proud to be a left-wing liberal elitist, but alas, there is no template for that. 22px-Flag of England This user just loves England, and can't wait to leave the Continent forever.

edit Some of my Favourite Articles

edit Things I Made

  • Dancinggrue

An animation I made.

  • GSOD

Another animation I made.

  • Bus Invasion

A photograph I took in Leicester.

An article I started.

Another article I started.

edit Three Undeniable Proofs that Common Sense does Not Exist

  • Belgians need a public awareness campaign to remind them to let other people get off a train before boarding it.
  • Englishmen need a public awareness campaign to remind them to wash their hands after defecation in order to prevent the spreading of infections.
  • Dutchmen need a public awareness campaign to remind them to use their seat belts - in the back seat, too.

edit My Favourite Catchphrases

edit Phrases I invented myself

  • The Daily Fail
  • My LIFE for the MIDLANDS!
  • Fooooooooooooooooooood! (when seeing anything large and tasty)
  • Oh look, a slut. (when watching a film and seeing the ever-present young, "attractive" woman who will certainly be dating the protagonist at some point)
  • In Soviet Russia, Vengeance claims YOU!
  • The UnIverse

edit Phrases I didn't invent myself

edit Stance

edit Political

  • Progressive
  • Left-wing
  • Green
  • PRO-intellectualist (as opposed to "anti-intellectualist")
  • Definitely not a Communist, though. Communism fails.

edit Musical

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