User:XDshempXD

XDshempXD

Date of birth:	1998
Place of birth:	Somewhere in the Stupid States of America
Nationality:	Mexican
Known for	Being a dyscalculic writer, just like Hans Christian Andersen
Occupation	Writer and frustrated student, but I want to be a fashion designer.
Religion	Christian

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“How does it feel to write an article? Well, let's see. It's like when your oxen has a baby, and then you find a lovely scrunchie that doesn't fall out of your hair, and then you find your new best friend after fourteen years of loneliness. That's sort of how it feels.”

~ shemp, unofficial undertaker of the Uncyclopedia and major fangirl, on WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

About me

“Gringos, what are they good for?”

~ Me on gringos

• I am of Aztec, Mayan, and Korean descent.
• I like scrunchies, but they don't always stay in my hair.
• I hate when that happens.
• Favorite singer: Roberto Carlos Braga, "king" of sexy vocals....
• For that reason, I have decided to learn Portuguese, if at least to understand the lyrics of some of his songs...

All the pages I've written

The articles are separated into three categories, in the order in which they were written, within their respective categories. If this makes no sense, it is because I am very stupid indeed.

The fangirl series

• Roberto Carlos Braga
• HowTo:Write incoherently
• UnBooks:Sexually suggestive songs by Roberto Carlos
• UnNews:Roberto Carlos turns 71; awkward things happen
• UnBooks:Rei Roberto Carlos (translated from the Portuguese)
• UnNews:Braga to the women: 'Feliz natal! I have given you a troll!'

UnNews

• UnNews:Davy Jones dies, age 66; nobody cared
• UnNews:Spring break not a break for anybody
• UnNews:I am not making this up! The cheetah is extinct
• UnNews:Giants more likely to die, studies say
• UnNews:Big Tex dies; many children rejoice
• UnNews:Hebe Camargo dies
• UnNews:It's NOT Macho Time, nor will it ever be again
• UnNews:Mayans: 'Made ya look!'

Other pieces of shit articles

• Dyscalculia
• Raphael (singer)
• Camilo Sesto
• Carlos Gardel
• Robert Wadlow
• Ganbu Style
• Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira

Absurd photos and userboxes

Click on the image if you have questions.

Fuck you!

He must have been hot in his time.

"Is it just the DTs, or am I really on the Uncyclopedia?"

This user is Mexican and has crossed el Rio Bravo. They don't understand gringo language.

This user has dyscalculia and therefore, does not understand the average clock. However, they make up for it by being very good at writing.

This user is a fangirl of Roberto Carlos, and wishes she could play with what's left of his hair. Or give the king a kiss.

♀	This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.