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Somewhere in the Stupid States of America
Being a dyscalculic writer, just like Hans Christian Andersen
Writer and frustrated student, but I want to be a fashion designer.
“How does it feel to write an article? Well, let's see. It's like when your oxen has a baby, and then you find a lovely scrunchie that doesn't fall out of your hair, and then you find your new best friend after fourteen years of loneliness. That's sort of how it feels.”
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“Gringos, what are they good for?”
I am of Aztec, Mayan, and Korean descent.
I like scrunchies, but they don't always stay in my hair.
I hate when that happens.
Favorite singer: Roberto Carlos Braga, "king" of sexy vocals....
For that reason, I have decided to learn Portuguese, if at least to understand the lyrics of some of his songs...
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edit All the pages I've written
The articles are separated into three categories, in the order in which they were written, within their respective categories. If this makes no sense, it is because I am very stupid indeed.
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He must have been
hot in his time.
"Is it just the DTs, or am I really on the Uncyclopedia?"
This user is Mexican and has crossed el Rio Bravo. They don't understand gringo language.
This user has dyscalculia and therefore, does not understand the average clock. However, they make up for it by being very good at writing.
This user is a fangirl of
Roberto Carlos, and wishes she could play with what's left of his hair. Or give the king a kiss.