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|Date of birth:||1998|
|Place of birth:||Somewhere in the Stupid States of America|
|Known for||Being a dyscalculic writer, just like Hans Christian Andersen|
|Occupation||Writer and frustrated student, but I want to be a fashion designer.|
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edit Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Low self-esteem?
“How does it feel to write an article? Well, let's see. It's like when your oxen has a baby, and then you find a lovely scrunchie that doesn't fall out of your hair, and then you find your new best friend after fourteen years of loneliness. That's sort of how it feels.”
edit About me
“Gringos, what are they good for?”
- I am of Aztec, Mayan, and Korean descent.
- I like scrunchies, but they don't always stay in my hair.
- I hate when that happens.
- Favorite singer: Roberto Carlos Braga, "king" of sexy vocals....
- For that reason, I have decided to learn Portuguese, if at least to understand the lyrics of some of his songs...
edit random Camilo Sesto video
edit All the pages I've written
The articles are separated into three categories, in the order in which they were written, within their respective categories. If this makes no sense, it is because I am very stupid indeed.
edit The fangirl series
- Roberto Carlos Braga
- HowTo:Write incoherently
- UnBooks:Sexually suggestive songs by Roberto Carlos
- UnNews:Roberto Carlos turns 71; awkward things happen
- UnBooks:Rei Roberto Carlos (translated from the Portuguese)
- UnNews:Braga to the women: 'Feliz natal! I have given you a troll!'
- UnNews:Davy Jones dies, age 66; nobody cared
- UnNews:Spring break not a break for anybody
- UnNews:I am not making this up! The cheetah is extinct
- UnNews:Giants more likely to die, studies say
- UnNews:Big Tex dies; many children rejoice
- UnNews:Hebe Camargo dies
- UnNews:It's NOT Macho Time, nor will it ever be again
- UnNews:Mayans: 'Made ya look!'
pieces of shit articles
- Raphael (singer)
- Camilo Sesto
- Carlos Gardel
- Robert Wadlow
- Ganbu Style
- Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira