User:XD8D8P/Jason Derulo

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~ Jason Derulo on himself
“Fucking wannabe!”
~ Chris Brown on Jason Derulo
“Oooooooh, whatcha say!”
~ Jason Derulo on Lindsey Lohan

Jason Derulo is an African-American Pokemon. He is commonly found at level 35, and doesn't evolve. He is also a singer, many teenage girls like him. He has a micropenis, something rare for his ethnicity.

edit Early Life

He was born in Africa to a Mudkip and Shaquille O'Neal. Jason found his "talent" of singing at quite an early age. There was only one problem though, he said his name before every sentence. After all... he was half Pokemon.

Jason's Inspiration To Sing. The man who sang this happened to be good friends with Jason (in a very sexual way)

edit A Little Message From Jason

Jason Derulo! My name is Jason Derulo! Jason Derulo! I'm a singer who tries to be like all the other black singers out there. Jason Derulo! Since I'm a Pokemon, many people tried to catch me. Jason Derulo! What they don't know is, semen is a good thing to use on a Pokeball for it to malfunction. Jason Derulo! I jack off in there to avoid getting caught. Jason Derulo! I've sung many songs, and I have a crush on Rihanna. Jason Derulo! I use auto-tune to make my voice sound sexy! Jason Derulo! My dancing skills are epic. Jason Derulo! Watch me do a cartwheel. Jason Derulo! See, I told you they were good! Jason Derulo! God bless Africa, and luv ya girls <3! JJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN DDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit Singles

Year Song Chart Positions Criticism...
U.S. U.K. Mexico Iran China Uganda North Korea Strip Club Singles Bermuda Kanto Region Africa
2004 "In My Head, There Are Images of Sluts" 1 69 - 1 1 - 1 1 13 24 1 The song was #1 in Africa for 7 years, losers.
2006 "Ridin' Solo on That Dick" 1337 2 2 8 =3~~ - - 1 102 111 1 The music video was taken off of YouTube. I wonder why??
"HEEEEEEEEY JASON DERULOOOO" (featuring Soulja Boy (rapper)) 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Soulja Boy's bad phenomenal rapping skills propelled this song to #1 in every country.
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