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If, like me, you live in the world then you'll have noticed something. Ever since the end of the 1960s, things have been going badly wrong:
- Narcs, pigs and cops are committing hate crimes on a daily basis, frequently with the help of the KKK.
- Factories owned by evil corporations are pumping out global warming into the atmosphere.
- George Bush has gotten into power.
- More than 90% of the world population of the have The Disease.
- All drugs everywhere have been illegalised, most likely by corporations.
This book holds the key. It contains 365 -- that's right, one for each day of the year -- simple ways to reform the world. If you do one of these each day, then within a year you'll have done them all. By then, everybody who has read the book will have done 365 things which will change the world, so it will have been changed beyond recognition 365 times. That'll show those corporations and George Bush.
- Eat organic food.
Do you know what's in that factory-made crap you buy at a supermarket? Scientists pump pigs full of drugs to make the pigs bigger and cheaper to raise. But then the pigs get so big that they have to pump their food full of drugs too. But then the food drugs get into the pigs and they grow fifty feet tall. These giant pigs are then trained by scientists and Republicans to trample over organic farms and eat all their crops.
The best way to deal with these Frankenstein Farms (so-called because the farmers, by putting evil chemicals in their food, are as bad as Frankenstein, or maybe even the wolf-man) is to boycott them and eat only organically-grown food instead. All organic food is grown personally by a rosy-cheeked bumpkin, wise not in the "science" taught by corporations but in the worldly ways of the countryside. The added love in organic food makes it taste that much better and gives you a warm, glowing, warming glow.