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I am Wozzy. My idol is Steve Wozniak. I worship Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba(although this is mostly because of Sally),and Jennifer Lopez(yeah, she's mean, but I would give ANYTHING to be her rectal scrub brush). But, most of all, I worship that chick at the bottom, in the last picture. I would TOTALLY hit that. I know, I'm a pervert. But, watcha gonna do?
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