|That's not a picture of me... Who the Hell is that anyway?|
|First appearance||An American Werewolf in London|
|Last appearance||Dances with Wolves|
|Created by||The Wolfman|
|Portrayed by||Rin Tin Tin|
|Date of birth||42|
|Date of death||42|
|Occupation||That information is classified|
|Family||So's this one|
|Spouse(s)||And this bit|
|Children||No, thanks. They give me indigestion.|
|Nationality||Papua New England|
|Would Ganondorf smash him/her?||"I hate him"|
Okay, so most of my articles are game-based. I do my best to make sure the articles parody the Wikipedia versions section by section, so they're reasonably focused compared to some of the other ones you'll find out there.
Also, avoid the game, Steam Hearts. Just avoid it, okay?
edit My Creations...
- The Legend of Zelda
- The Legend of Zelda: Blink-182 is Passé
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Arousal
- The Legend of Zelda: The Midget's Cap
- Steam Hearts - For the love of God! Don't click on this link!