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 West Score: 5 Moves: 2

> go west

Congratulations, you avoided the combined might and weapons of the Soviet people pushing back the invading German army that would have eaten you, had you taken the east path. Besides, west is cooler, it has a W in it.

> look

You're still in an empty forest. Why did you move here again?

> mom forced me

Ah, k. Cause I know I wouldn't move there.

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