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 East Score: -1 Moves: 1

Congratulations, you avoided going outside. But you know this wouldn't be a good adventure if you didn't go outside, now would it? Get your ass outside now.

> But I have a skin condition, I can't be in direct sunlight!

..then what's with that direct sunlight from the window right in your face?

> Oh, this? ...Uh, OH SHIT I'M BURNING, You're not buying it, are you.

To answer your question, a Buomman eats your face off.

*** You got pwnt ***

Would you like to restart, restore, or keep your sanity?

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