User:WolfZword/Game/east

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East	Score: -1	Moves: 1
Congratulations, you avoided going outside. But you know this wouldn't be a good adventure if you didn't go outside, now would it? Get your ass outside now. > But I have a skin condition, I can't be in direct sunlight! ..then what's with that direct sunlight from the window right in your face? > Oh, this? ...Uh, OH SHIT I'M BURNING, HELP...me. You're not buying it, are you. To answer your question, a Goron eats your face off. *** You got pwnt *** Would you like to restart, restore, or keep your sanity? Restart Restore (unavailable, loser) Quit