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edit Jokes (Copright © 2009 WOGHAM)

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Disclaimer: "use one of my jokes and you could find this fucker at your doorstep!".

  • A friendly German, a brave Frenchman, a slim American, a unique Chinaman and an Englishman with a massive cock walk into a bar and a Jew says, "Drinks are on me".
  • Q: What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A: A He-blew.
  • Q: What do you call an Irish homosexual? A: Gay-lick.
  • Q: What do you call a Chinese homosexual? A: Chew-man-chew.
  • Q:Why was the homosexual fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: For drinking on the job.
  • Q:Considering that in order to get married, two heterosexuals have to get a marriage licence, what do two lesbians have to get? Q: A liquor licence.
  • My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word 'cunt.' I suppose she's got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother's real name.
  • I tried to watch a youtube video called 'Wheelchair Kid Sings Lady Gaga' and it came up with a message "disabled because of copyright claim." Bit fucking harsh!

edit Origin of the "Yo Momma" Joke

Demetrius: “Villain, what hast thou done?"

Aaron: “That which thou canst not undo."

Chiron: “Thou hast undone our mother."

Aaron: “Villain, I have done thy mother."

SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE YO MOMMA JOKE!

(from A Midsummer Night's Dream)

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