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edit Jokes (Copright © 2009 WOGHAM)
- A friendly German, a brave Frenchman, a slim American, a unique Chinaman and an Englishman with a massive cock walk into a bar and a Jew says, "Drinks are on me".
- Q: What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A: A He-blew.
- Q: What do you call an Irish homosexual? A: Gay-lick.
- Q: What do you call a Chinese homosexual? A: Chew-man-chew.
- Q:Why was the homosexual fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: For drinking on the job.
- Q:Considering that in order to get married, two heterosexuals have to get a marriage licence, what do two lesbians have to get? Q: A liquor licence.
- My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word 'cunt.' I suppose she's got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother's real name.
- I tried to watch a youtube video called 'Wheelchair Kid Sings Lady Gaga' and it came up with a message "disabled because of copyright claim." Bit fucking harsh!
edit Origin of the "Yo Momma" Joke
Demetrius: “Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: “That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: “Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: “Villain, I have done thy mother."
SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE YO MOMMA JOKE!
(from A Midsummer Night's Dream)